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So I say to Jim "Right lets go play, now 
is your time"

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What a chump! Couldnt play for shit

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He had all the gear, wearing special technology 
to play better! Hit his first ball in the 
water!

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Then did it again and blamed the clouds in 
the sky!

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While I was hitting the ball perfectly, his 
were going left and right and we needed GPS!

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I dont know how many balls he had left after 
the 3rd hole!

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I waited till the 6th to tell him I had never 
played before...

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This guy was the worst golfer I had ever 
seen and man did he talk his game up! Pure 
shite!

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The funny thing was his wife said he spent 
a fortune on lessons!

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At the end he was holding my bag

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Seriously, he was shit but i felt bad

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I went to my pocket and took at $200 and 
told him to take up fishing

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This golf game is not for you! Now feck off 
and buy me a beer

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So for the rest of night I just laughed at 
how shit this guy was and that he had talked 
up a good game.

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I told him forget about all those “how to” 
books, videos and articles. The only sure 
way to save strokes is with an eraser

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or tipex!