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We have fully prepared for this test

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The Core book has been read and reviewed

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The 4 past papers have been completed

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There is nothing that could go wrong

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If Edexcel give us the usual questions, everything 
will be alright

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My Fuhrer

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Edexcel

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Edexcel took half the AS content out the 
paper

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And replaced it with a 16 mark volumes of 
revolution question

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If you finished the test in the allotted 
time, please leave

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EDEXCEL HAVE SHAFTED US AGAIN

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OUR FIRST PROPER TEST AND THEY SHAFT US

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WHY DO THEY HATE CHILDREN SO MUCH

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I just wanted an easy vectors question

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AND THEN THEY MODEL A TENNIS BALL WITH TWO 
VECTORS

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WHO EVEN NEEDS TWO VECTORS IN THE FIRST PLACE? 
THATS NOT ON THE SPEC

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My Fuhrer, we can still pick up method marks

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FROM WHERE? EVERYTHING RELIED ON THE EVERYTHING 
ELSE

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My Fuhrer, surely they will be lenient

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EDEXCEL DON'T EVEN KNOW THEIR OWN SPEC WELL 
ENOUGH TO MARK THESE TESTS

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WHY WAS TAN EVEN THERE?

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THEY GAVE US A SIX MARK QUESTION ON CONTENT 
WE SPEND 2 MINUTES ON IN LESSONS

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WHEN WILL EDEXCEL LEARN?

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THEY THOUGHT THEY WERE BEING NICE WITH A 
7 MARK MATRICES QUESTION

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IT TOOK ME 15 MINUTES! IT WAS AWFUL

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I SHOULD HAVE FOLLOWED REUBEN

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I SHOULD HAVE DROPPED AN AS ALTOGETHER AND 
JUST SUFFERED NEXT YEAR

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I should have known better

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I should have known that an 8 question paper 
was a death sentence

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Question 2

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3 MARKS FOR CONTENT WE HAVEN'T BEEN TAUGHT 
AND NO NICE METHOD FOR SOLVING

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AND DON'T GET ME STARTED ON THE VOLUMES OF 
REVOLUTION QUESTION

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16 MARKS WITH 5 MINUTES LEFT? I MIGHT AS 
WELL HAVE CURLED UP INTO A BALL AND DIED

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EVEN THE STUDENT ROOM HAD NO ANSWERS

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It's alright,the decision paper will be easier

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I saw a post from another student there, 
you know

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They had to tell the marker to 'ignore their 
tear stains'

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I have failed

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I will not pass this paper

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At least the grade boundaries will be very 
low

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Maybe I can scrape a C

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Edexcel are awful