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Yesterday, my sidechick said to me: "Risitas, 
Im pregnant"

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"Look at my stomach, we are going to have 
a baby!"

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I was like wow SHIT, I fking hate kids... 
But then i remembered

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It was April 1st, she tricked me and I felt 
like a retard falling for it

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Now its April 2nd and she is still fking 
pregnant...

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Im fkd

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Im fkd

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She even told it was the best thing happening 
in her entire life

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Im so fkd

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