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Agent Jono says the operation started at 
07:30.

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Scaled Ben Nevis, took selfies, as you requested. 
Now descending and following this route here.

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We think there is no danger to the operation 
and they need to follow this river to the 
next peak.

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This is as agreed earlier with the elite 
team - Gards, Al and Young Joe?

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It's just that Jono thought this was probably 
something we could arrange ourselves - and 
ignore that particular plan.

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Those here that were not part of this decision 
- go, leave now.

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JONO, JONO, JONO!

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Are you shitting me? This IS exactly what 
he does!

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Again, again and again? I feel like I'm taking 
crazy pills here.

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This is exactly the kind of shit we wanted 
to avoid, didn't we?

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Nevis, Scafell and then Snowdon. Repeat it 
you idiots! Where the hell is he taking them 
now? Where? Must I do everything?

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Fucking sick of this.

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If I may just interrupt - it's because we 
don't know who's boozing.

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Boozing? Supposed to be Team Hope not Dope 
- you F***ing dope!

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Fuhrer... your blood pressure. Brad will 
never forgive us.

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Forget Brad you fuckwit! It's you he'll paste! 
This is about team Hope! I'm fucking sick 
of this pencil! it's about as sharp as you!

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Listen to me. Your stupidity has jeopardised 
the whole mission. It's like dealing with 
those fuckers GMP, Eurosport and...bastard 
Islington Council.

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Next I assume you'll say Em and her bloody 
 mate are outside listening to this debacle.

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No? Fucking Putin's not out there is he? 
Oh I'm shitting myself!

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I said it a million times, Kendal mint cake! 
Cake! Cake not Coke you arse!

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It can't be that hard. Cake! give them cake 
and take their fucking mountain! I want them 
all - ALL!

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Wherever the fuck they are. Shit. Even FARAGE 
couldn't have fucked this up as spectacularly 
as you!

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Should have called Stalin.

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Anyway, who's boozing?

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