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Welcome to 9gag

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The first rule of 9gag is:

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You do not post emojis

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The second rule of 9gag is:

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YOU DO NOT POST EMOJIS!

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*dicks out for harambe*

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The third rule of 9gag:

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Someone says "No homo"

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then is not gay

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Fourth rule:

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There are only 2 genders

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Fifth rule:

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One meme at a time fellas

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6th rule:

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Pics or it didn't happen

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7th rule:

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Dank memes will go on as long as they have 
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And the eight and final rule:

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If this is your first day at 9gag

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You have to post