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I see our servers struggling under the traffic

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constant hits, bam, bam, bam, so many people

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I couldn't believe our server was still standing

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So I was going to scale the servers up

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instead I just nuked them

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scorched earth

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LOL

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LOL NUKED

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you can't even cancel the shutdowns

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LOL

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LOL

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#redalert lost it's mind

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but there's nothing they can do!

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i felt bad, so I started spinning up new 
servers to get it going again

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but that takes 30 minutes LOL

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LOL

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cs is getting slammed, non stop ringing

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LOL LOL LOL

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it turns out, 12 and 0 are not the same number

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LOLOL

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no one is allowed to deploy

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LOOOOL

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our machines are slowly spinning up

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but it's been like 40 damn minutes

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everyone's anxious and nothing is working

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12 is 0 LOL

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and I go, I go and check on the servers

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I couldn't believe it!

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then, and then

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then the servers are back up

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and it's slowly starting to work but the 
queue's are eating absolute shit... backed 
up like porta-potty at a nickleback concert

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Seriously? LOL

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dead serious LOL

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I just couldn't believe it

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????? the fuck

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they were behind for hours

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no one was allowed to deploy

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and the best part, the absolute best

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cory wasn't around to see this

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just left me with the keys to the castle

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deleted the servers

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we should establish some best practices

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like maybe set some alerts to prevent this. 
or whatever just leave it