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Man Utd have made to the EFL Cup,

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I known this a map showing Berlin but mybe 
this is where we can move to so we don't 
have to listen to them if they win

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At least Purdy and Madden won't be watching 
it, lighting up the WhatsApp Group

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Mein fuhrer...

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Both Purdy and Madden have come out of the 
woodwork since Utd started winning

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Anyone doesn't like watching Leeds or Villa 
playing please leave...

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For fuck sake!

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Everyone knows Purdy only realy follows the 
golf and rugby!

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And Madden!

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He's a fucking Wreham fan now

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Both of them have admitted to not Utd watching 
games or turning even them off at halftime! 
How is that being a fan?!

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Win and they'll be fucking chests out!

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Lose and they'll say they never wanted to 
win it and that the league is all that matters

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Mein fuhrer, at least we still have The Prince 
of Pegging and Stevo Gerard in the WhatsApp 
Group