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We're planing a Trip To Oban

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What would you like to do while we're there?

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There are so many nice tourist attractions 
to vist

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Lets do a boat tour, I hear they are very 
reasonable

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Sir....

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I don't know how to say this

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Oban Sea Tours are charging £35 Pound each

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For a two hour trip

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Everyone who already had a boat trip in Oban 
Leave Now

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Thieving Bastards!

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I remember going to see the seals for £10!

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What happened to all the other boats in the 
town?!

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Well? Somebody explain to me what happened!

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Is this a joke, they're taking the actual 
piss

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if I wanted to pay £35 for a boat trip I'd 
want to see mermaids

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Sir, The price of fuel has skyrocketed, it's 
only fair to put the prices up

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Shut the fuck up, unless it's £5 a litre 
they can shove £35 up their arse

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Sir please be reasonable

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Shut your mouth, I bet your pals with Burnside

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I Just...

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Want a reasonable priced boat trip like we 
used to have

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Not all this £35 pound shite, for two hours!

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What kind of cunt thinks they can rob people 
in the daylight

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Well?? They can't be the only boat in town 
anymore

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Fucking answer me

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I still remember visiting Duart Castle for 
six pence

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No wonder I'm upset

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I just want to see the seals....

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But for £35 I'd rather just sit in the clarry 
and get pished with the Doc

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and I'm sure Gordon will say it's a heatwave 
coming!

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What a load of pish, the summer is shite 
and I can't even get out on the sea

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Without having to freeze to death in the 
winter

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It's alright doll, I'm sure he'll calm down 
after a pint with the doc

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Lets just go to Markies and play pool

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I'll even settle for the Oban Inn, Not the 
Loch though

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Pal is a prick

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What's wrong with him, how many boats does 
the cunt have?

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Does he not get enough Buinsess on Mull anymore? 
So he has to steal from the locals?

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Thieving cunt