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Colin!

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Christopher!!

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COLIN!

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Christoper my leech!!!

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I'll be back soon queents!

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Jess, how will we survive without our kween's 
tails to ride?

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We won't get given any freebies without her!

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What if the kids need new Lego? What about 
the new BABY?

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How will we get to Disneyland?

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I know Chris, WE DON'T HAVE ANYTHING!!!  
Our crib and everything else was so destroyed 
after going through 3 kids 😬😱

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There is only one thing we can do....

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We must film a video of Bailey writing a 
begging letter to all the big brands

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Yes, and with contrived emotion and fake 
tears!!

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Dear Lego, Disney, Buy Buy Baby, etc etc

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Please help my family, we have plenty of 
money but we prefer to beg for free stuff

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we know it's really shameful

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We know there are families who need it more 
than us

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But scrounging freebies on social media has 
become a way of life for us

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We can't remember what its like to pay our 
own way

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Please in the name of our Kween Colin

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Our janky, crusty, fish vadge kween

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Send us some free tickets

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if you don't my mom will put you on blast 
on twitter

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Love, the Begging Bowl Ballingers xx