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There are Russian forces deploying laterally 
to replace Wagner in Bakhmut, and prepare 
for the counterattack, most likely at Zaphorizha 
or Kherson

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Good thing we have troops on the borders 
to make sure that the Ukrainians don't come 
to our side

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President Putin... there's...

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There's been a spontaneous uprising in Belgorod

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I need Shoigu, Prigozhin, Girkin, and telegram 
Vatniks

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This is Westoid Propoganda! The people love 
me, they would never do this to me!

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We've been kicking NATO's ass. Our economy 
is stronger than ever, and they've been sending 
in equipment that get's destroyed in days. 
Wagner is on the way to Kiev since they just 
took Bahkmut!

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Mr. President, we all know that's bs we tell 
them, and that they keep getting more stuff!

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Nuh-uh, we've been using Shahed drones and 
Kinzal missiles to great effect

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They use patriots to blow them out of the 
skies, and keep their equipment underground!

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Then the generals who have been telling me 
the lies should be shot, and we should get 
more aggressive ones in place

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And now you tell me that there's an uprising 
that the NCD apes called, that people are 
getting tired enough to do something about 
it?

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That they've got BMPs, and Tanks?

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I finally have the Ukrainians on the ropes, 
exhausted with no reserves, and some fakeass 
terrorists think that they can do something 
to me? I shoot have you all shot for cowardice, 
like Stalin.

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If people realize that the Ukranians can 
start invading our territory, they are going 
to think we can't suppliment their lifestyles 
anymore, and let the next person who promises 
to do so kill us, or just let the chinese 
take over

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I've been making Russia stronger, and then 
NATO and Ukraine decide to let me find out, 
after fucking around for so long and so successfully. 
I was gonna kill Biden, and Macron, and make 
Russia the strongest power in the world, 
and now it can't happen

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Don't worry, I'm sure we can be an empire 
again after the people revolt and kill us.

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This betrayal will kill us all if it continues, 
we will have to put it down quickly, lest 
Zelensky get ideas about making us trade 
Rostov and Belgorod for Sevastopol and Donetsk.

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The war will be lost

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But we had a great time taking all that money 
and having fun with it didn't we? Crush them 
so it can keep on going