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Management says "you guys need to get it 
together or else!"

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"Deadlines! Deadlines! Deadlines! Straighten 
Up!"

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"Or else!"

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You had Melvin.

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Okay, chief I'll get right on that!" he says...(with 
his beer gut)

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"Sike! I'm gonna work on my new pool!"

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"Suckers!"

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"Fooled ya!"

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"I got 6 cases of Coors Light on ice waitin' 
on me at the house!"

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Meanwhile, John...he's out back in his truck, 
drunk out of his mind

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Gettin' freaky with whatever whore is available

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The printers are completely lost and I see 
Sam with her hand up

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She waddles into the screen room and she 
asks:

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"HEY, YA'LL GOT ANY MIRALAX?!"

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She says, "I'M REALLY CONSTIPATED! HELP ME!"

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By now Melvin is home with the ribs on the 
grill!

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"I'M AN INDIAN OUTLAW" he sings!

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What a joke!

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The screen room is in shambles

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Backed up worse than Sam!

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Jim and Dave show up and go:

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"What kind of circus are we running here?!"

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My God

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Melvin's at home with a case of booze in 
hand

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"IT'S SHOWTIME!" he says

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NOW - The next day, things get serious!

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John and Melvin storm the screen room!

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"It's time for a reality check!" Melvin shouts

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But then Dave goes; "Pack your bags, douche!"

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"You're fired!"

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"Clean out your desk!" Jim says

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"Hit the bricks, we don't need you!"

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"Get out!"

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"You're done."

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OH AND THEN..

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Then there's BEN!

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Ben's texting these ho's for spankings and 
titty pics

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Before you know it they're all fired.

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"John and Ben, ya'll are gone too!"

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"Good luck out there!" Jim says

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Interviewer: Sounds like a circus!

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Indeed it was!

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The biggest cluster**** I've ever seen!