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This is where we were suppose to operate 
on the boy, to try and pull the undescended 
testicle down with force.

2
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We wanted everything to be perfect but we 
had minor problems with the overall testicular 
tissue layout and the skin texture.

3
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Try and do it delicately, I want to be able 
to suck on it.

4
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But master ...

5
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The scrotum...

6
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We weren't able to surgically fashion the 
scrotum to your utmost satisfaction.

7
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We tore a hole in the vas deferens.

8
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Those of you who did not come near the ball 
sack leave the room immediately.

9
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This is totally unacceptable! This is deceit!

10
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I told everybody to be really really careful 
with the boys nut!

11
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And not just chop into it like a piece of 
bacon...

12
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You may think this is a laughing matter!

13
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The only thing I wanted before I ended this 
nonsense was to be able to suck on that blooming 
testicle!

14
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Sir, I also wanted to stick that succulent 
man grape into my mouth.

15
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You can NEVER suck on it! Never Ever!

16
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But that's not fair!

17
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Why don't you just all suck the testicle 
then?!

18
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All of you butt pirates!

19
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I've been waiting for the damn thing to descend 
since I got elected chancellor!

20
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To chomp on that fucker like the pathetic 
little, vein popping meatball it is!

21
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Don't you understand that I need the scrotum 
all harsh and gravelly?!

22
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And I demand you to fashion it in a way I 
can both gargle on it and use my tongue on 
it until I cum all over myself!

23
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I want to be able to stick it up my ass and 
rub it against my gooch, is that understood?!

24
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I haven't waxed the crankshaft since Sunday...

25
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I tried autofellatio and finished myself 
off with an Eleven but it will not match 
up to the vision I had of the testicle beating 
against the inside of my cheek.

26
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Idiots

27
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Never have I been so severely cock blocked 
in my miserable life!

28
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The fact you imbeciles couldn't even surgically 
descend one fucking testicle for me?!

29
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It may come to it, that I will start taking 
things into my own hands

30
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Maybe I'll just rip that testicle down myself 
with a pair of pliers!

31
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It's probably the only way possible to get 
myself off before Neighbours starts!

32
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It's ok ... Harold's penis will be visible 
in this episode

33
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I'll probably just whack off..

34
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and simultaneously finger my asshole to Toadfish 
and the rest of the house of trousers posse...

35
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It's the only way

36
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You can pick up the cum rags when I'm done.

37
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My fantasy will never turn into reality now 
since you losers ruined everything

38
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I'll have to settle for mundane masturbation 
now

39
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Get me some tissues then.