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WASTELAND WARRIOR HOOTS PATROL

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CRUISIN' DOWN THE HIGHWAY POWERED BY HOOTS

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1000 MILES PER HOUR THAT ELECTROCUTE

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PEDAL TO THE METAL, FEEL THE SURGE

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IT'S THE INVOCATION OF THE THAUMATURGE

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ACROSS THE ENDLESS LIGHT YEARS, YOUR HEROES 
HAVE RETURNED

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ON NUCLEAR POWERED MOTORBIKES, THE ENEMIES 
OF UNST WILL BURN

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WASTELAND WARRIOR HOOTS PATROL

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FIGHTING GOBLINS EVERYWHERE WE GO

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WASTELAND WARRIOR HOOTS PATROL

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WITH THE HAMMER AND AXE, PREPARE TO ATTACK

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WE'RE THE WASTELAND WARRIOR HOOTS PATROL

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RIDING ON THROUGH THE ICE AND THE SNOW

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WASTELAND WARRIOR HOOTS PATROL

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WHEN A BATTLE IS FIGHT, WE'LL BE THERE AT 
THE SPEED OF LIGHT

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SWORDS!

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HAMMERS!

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BATTLEAXE!

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WASTELAND WARRIOR HOOTS PATROL

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WHITE HOT THUNDER BENEATH MY FEET

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GOBLINS BATTLING IN THE STREETS

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WITH ARMOR OF WOLF AND LEATHER BOOTS

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THE ONLY LAW IS THE LAW OF HOOTS

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THE KINGDOM LIES IN RUINS, AUCHTERMUCHTY 
IS NO MORE

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TOXIC DRAGONS FLY ACROSS A WASTELAND MADE 
FROM NUCLEAR WAR

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BUT THERE'S A LONE SURVIVOR QUESTING FAR 
ACROSS THE LAND

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HE IS THE MIGHTY HOOTSMAN, BATTLEAXE IS IN 
HIS HAND

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WASTELAND WARRIOR HOOTS PATROL, FIGHTING 
GOBLINS EVERYWHERE WE GO

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WASTELAND WARRIOR HOOTS PATROL, WITH THE 
HAMMER AND AXE PREPARE TO ATTACK

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WE'RE THE WASTELAND WARRIOR HOOTS PATROL, 
RIDING ON THROUGH THE ICE AND THE SNOW

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WASTELAND WARRIOR HOOTS PATROL, WHEN A BATTLE 
IS FIGHT WE'LL BE THERE AT THE SPEED OF LIGHT

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ALRIGHT YOU BUNCH OF NUCLEAR GOBLINS, LISTEN 
UP!

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MY NAME IS THE HOOTSMAN, AND THIS WASTELAND 
BELONGS TO ME

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NOW, I'M GONNA GIVE YOU TO THE COUNT OF THREE

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TO GET YOUR GOOD FOR NOTHING GOBLONIC ASSES 
OUTTA HERE

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OR YOU'RE GONNA TASTE THE POWER OF HOOTS!

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2...

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3...

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WARNING: FAILURE TO COMPLY

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HOOTS MODE ACTIVATED!

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WASTELAND WARRIOR HOOTS PATROL

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FIGHTING GOBLINS EVERYWHERE WE GO

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WASTELAND WARRIOR HOOTS PATROL, FIGHTING 
GOBLINS EVERYWHERE WE GO

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WASTELAND WARRIOR HOOTS PATROL, WITH THE 
HAMMER AND AXE PREPARE TO ATTACK

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WE'RE THE WASTELAND WARRIOR HOOTS PATROL, 
RIDING ON THROUGH THE ICE AND THE SNOW

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WASTELAND WARRIOR HOOTS PATROL, WHEN A BATTLE 
IS FIGHT WE'LL BE THERE AT THE SPEED OF LIGHT

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SWORDS!

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HAMMERS!

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BATTLEAXE!

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WASTELAND WARRIOR HOOTS PATROL

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HOOTS!