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Fuhrer Patel, guten tag, you have several 
new patients

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There is a new consult at Heritage

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As well as 4 chronic Back Wadja's at Dearborn

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As well as 18 pending pages from Dalal on 
7 North

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Rakesh has also not been let out of his basket 
yet today either

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Very Good

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Alert the on call resident to see all of 
them and call me

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Fuhrer Patel

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You no longer have...

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You no longer have Resident Coverage on the 
Spine Squad

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At either Dearborn, Anapolis, or the Taj

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Everyone besides Roderick, Rakesh, and Brian 
please leave now

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WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED

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WHO TOOK AWAY ALL OUR SPINE TROOPER FREE 
LABOR

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Who the fuck is going to monitor drain outputs 
every 4 hours? Who is going to keep our patients 
in narcotic comas?

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Who is going to manage the mind-numbingly 
stupid nursing calls?

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Sorry Dalal

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I swear if I get an SSU "Any Orders?" page 
I will burn this hospital to the ground

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I have enough on my plate already trying 
to make sure my third year spine fellow

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Doesn't harm anyone when he operated that 
one time by himself!

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Fuhrer Patel, I have attempted several proceudres 
on my own...

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I wouldn't let you kypho my worst enemy Dr.Fishgrund 
without direct supervision

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Fuhrer Patel, I make sure every complication 
is blamed immediately on the residents

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YOU DUMB FUCK! The residents are gone! Who 
is going to take the fall?

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Or feed you your weekly mouse?

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I finished college and medical school in 
6 years

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And you can't finish a fellowship in 3!

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At least Dr. Claybrooks has Danny waiting 
on him hand and foot

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He gets him gloves, he positions his patients

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And provides sensual massages as needed while 
getting to play surgeon

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Even though his hope of Claybrooks loving 
him back is in vain!

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And now I can't even use my own favorite 
fucking spine toys thanks to Comrade Fishgrund

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At least I can make sure my incident reports

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Are followed up on and sedate my patients 
unconscious personally

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And I have begun to train Brian in the way 
of the Spine

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On the other hand...

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Brian's biggest ambition is he wants to "be 
as good as Angela one day"

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Whose biggest contribution is teaching junior 
residents to box out in the OR

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While being called "honey" and "buddy"

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But what does she ever do with patients on 
the floor!

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Can someone like her manage constant 12/10 
pain?

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Don't worry, you wouldn't know where to find 
a patient on the floor if you tried

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I guess the only option

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Is to use the new Botsford Stormtroopers

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To charm Rakesh daily

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During the second 3 years of his spine fellowship

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I am sure they can be taught the goosestep

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And to monitor drain output every 4 hours

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You win Emperor Fishgrund