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00:00:07,000 --> 00:00:08,900
*AN ANCIENT EVIL HAS JOINED THE JAPAN SERVER*

2
00:00:09,000 --> 00:00:11,600
*M̶̧͕̮̼͍̙̤̤̠͓̰̪͒͆̆̆ͅO̸̙̞̥̳̟͑̊̀͋̀̀̂͊͌́̚̚͠͝͝T̵̢̖͔̋̈̓̇́̌̄̕H̵͇̒̎͝͝ 
̵̖͈͓͚̫̼͉̊̒̄̇͝C̸̖̫̖̆̄́̔́͊̔͒̿̇̍̃͌͠͝Ḧ̴͙̲̪̤̫͔̜̹̺͉̤͙͎͇͚̈́͛̽̑̈́͝A̴͍̫̲̮͉̪̣̭̠̘̠͆̈́̒̏̈́̉̍̈͐͋̇̚̕͠͠Ớ̷̧̫̤͓̭͖̼̝̘̣̌̽̂̆̀͑̃̾́̀̐̂͜Ş̴̛̲̼͚̫͍͈̦͇̿̍͂͂*

3
00:00:13,500 --> 00:00:14,500
*random ancient japanese man duckin' dies*

4
00:00:14,600 --> 00:00:16,000
*v̸̧̨̻̬̫̜̩̖̺̳̙̱̘̻̠͊͑̿e̵̡̧̗̼̻͚̲͕̦̭͔̝͔̣̱͋͋̈́̅̂̊̈͒́͐̉̀̚n̴̨̨̼̰̱̞̥̼̯̳͉̬̳̖̍̉̄̾̔̃́̒̊̚g̸̠̱̙̐̐͒̋͝e̴̡̧̙̟̝̯͍̋͐̽́̈́̒̆̄͊̈́̕͜f̴̨̤̹̖͙̣̣̅͌͑͋̉̆̄̊́̈͂̕͝ư̷̢̢̢̗̙̜̩͙̦̳̤̪͎̤͋̀͑̈̃͗͜ļ̵̢͚̯̟̤̟̣̳̞̀̑́̒̿͑̅͋̚͝͝͝ 
introverted spirit had enough*

5
00:00:16,800 --> 00:00:17,300
*hungry spirit's first breakfast in decade*

6
00:00:17,400 --> 00:00:20,000
*the spirit is happy now ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)*

7
00:00:21,000 --> 00:00:21,700
alright!

8
00:00:21,800 --> 00:00:22,800
mr. spooky

9
00:00:22,900 --> 00:00:23,600
i would like~

10
00:00:23,700 --> 00:00:25,000
wait! where you going?

11
00:00:30,000 --> 00:00:32,000
ey, guess i'll wait.

12
00:00:36,000 --> 00:00:38,200
guess i'll wait a little more!

13
00:00:40,000 --> 00:00:40,500
NO!

14
00:00:40,600 --> 00:00:42,600
I DON'T WANT YOUR ATTENTION!

15
00:00:42,700 --> 00:00:42,900
oh shi~

16
00:00:44,500 --> 00:00:45,500
this is

17
00:00:45,600 --> 00:00:46,500
TIME CONSUMING!

18
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probably.

19
00:00:47,600 --> 00:00:47,700
nOM

20
00:00:47,800 --> 00:00:48,000
WHAT THE HELL???!

21
00:00:49,500 --> 00:00:51,100
*wet jonesy has enough water in his pant*

22
00:00:51,200 --> 00:00:52,100
that's it

23
00:00:52,200 --> 00:00:54,000
you're going to FORTNITE NOW!

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reality log #42