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We've managed to unlock the password

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To your 2017 Coinbase account

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It appears you had bought $2000 in Ethereum 
in 2017

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You also put about $1000 back then in Litecoin

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And you had about $4000 in XRP which you 
held on Binance

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That's good, the past 5 years should have 
grown it quite well

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Mein Fuhrer

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XRP-

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Ripple got delisted last year

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Crypto has been in freefall

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All those who sold lost year

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Leave.

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WHERE IS MY MONEY?!

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WHAT DO YOU MEAN DELISTED?!

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XRP was supposed to be

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the next biggest currency

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I put my NS savings on that stupid coin

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AND NOW IT DOESN'T EXIST

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They told me litecoin was a stablecoin

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It was supposed to be like buying gold

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WHAT HAPPENED TO MY STEADY GAINS

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Nobody cared about Litecoin we were all buying 
Dogecoin

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BUT DOGE WAS A JOKE

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It was more viable than Ether's gas prices

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That's a load of crap and you know it

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IT'S NOT A CAR

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Explain to me how we can keep petrol costs 
affordable

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But imaginary ether gas is somehow worth 
diamonds

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How is it I need to spend $30 just to move 
 $5 of Ethereum

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When it's a freaking online currency

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It makes no sense

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There's not even a physical bank to require 
transaction fees

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I might as well throw my money and invest 
it all

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IN NFTS