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♪ WHOAH OH! Come take a trip with me ♪

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♪ I'll tell you of the greatest man who ever 
sailed the sea ♪

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♪ WHOAH OH! Fae Scotland's bonnie shores 
♪

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♪ He pillaged 'cross the ocean, in search 
of rum galore ♪

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♪ WHOAH OH! Aboard the good ship 'Scum' ♪

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♪ He'd fire a mighty blast from the 16 pounder 
gun ♪

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♪ WHOAH OH! His legendary crew ♪

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♪ Could sail that ship to hell and back, 
there's nothing they can't do ♪

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♪ He killed the mighty terrorsquid ♪

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♪ The greatest man who ever lived ♪

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♪ He beat the Vikings in a bloody war ♪

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♪ Meet yer dad and smell yer maw ♪

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♪ FANNYBAWS! He's a fearsome pirate ♪

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♪ FANNYBAWS! He's the scourge of the seas 
♪

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♪ FANNYBAWS! With the black flag flying ♪

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♪ Plundering, pillaging, spreading disease 
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♪ FANNYBAWS! He's a fearsome pirate ♪

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♪ FANNYBAWS! He's the scourge of the seas 
♪

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♪ FANNYBAWS! With the black flag flying ♪

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♪ Bringing his foes to their knees - FANNYBAWS! 
♪

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♪ WHOAH OH! In Oban he was raised ♪

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♪ He drank a bucket full of rum every single 
day ♪

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♪ WHOAH OH! His beard of flaming red ♪

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♪ Would terrorize his enemies and make them 
wish they're dead ♪

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♪ WHOAH OH! Four pistols on his belt ♪

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♪ He went to battle naked, wearing just a 
tiger's pelt ♪

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♪ WHOAH OH! His name was Fannybaws ♪

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♪ Now haud yer wheesht ya glaikit cunt or 
else he'll pump yer maw! ♪

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♪ FANNYBAWS! He's a fearsome pirate ♪

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♪ FANNYBAWS! He's the scourge of the seas 
♪

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♪ FANNYBAWS! With the black flag flying ♪

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♪ Plundering, pillaging, spreading disease 
♪

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♪ FANNYBAWS! He's a fearsome pirate ♪

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♪ FANNYBAWS! He's the scourge of the seas 
♪

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♪ FANNYBAWS! With the black flag flying ♪

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♪ Bringing his foes to their knees - FANNYBAWS! 
♪

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♪ Who killed the mighty Terrorsquid? Fannybaws! 
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♪ The greatest man who ever lived? Fannybaws! 
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♪ Who beat the vikings in a war? Fannybaws! 
♪

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♪ Meet yer dad and smell yer maw! ♪

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♪ Who drinks his whisky neat and strong? 
Fannybaws! ♪

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♪ Who's got a boaby two feet long? Fannybaws! 
♪

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♪ Who's gonna take nae shite from you? Fannybaws! 
♪

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♪ So what the fuck you gonna do? AGHHHHHH! 
♪

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♪ He drinks his whisky neat and strong ♪

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♪ He's got a boaby two feet long ♪

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♪ He's gonna take nae shite from the likes 
of you ♪

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♪ So what the fuck you gonna do? ♪

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♪ FANNYBAWS! He's a fearsome pirate ♪

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♪ FANNYBAWS! He's the scourge of the seas 
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♪ FANNYBAWS! With the black flag flying ♪

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♪ Plundering, pillaging, spreading disease 
♪

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♪ FANNYBAWS! He's a fearsome pirate ♪

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♪ FANNYBAWS! He's the scourge of the seas 
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♪ FANNYBAWS! With the black flag flying ♪

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♪ Bringing his foes to their knees - FANNYBAWS! 
♪

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OH MY GOD ALESTORM VIDEO ON A SHIP WITH PETER 
DINKLAGE? ALL MY PIRATE DREAMS ARE COMING 
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