1 00:00:01,100 --> 00:00:05,000 It was a few years back, A new patient came in knocking on my door. 2 00:00:05,100 --> 00:00:07,500 I tell him to hurry up and have a seat. 3 00:00:07,600 --> 00:00:10,900 He just gives me this funny look. It was odd. 4 00:00:11,000 --> 00:00:15,800 He tell me his name is Chris Kent and he needs FLMA paper work filled out in 30 mins! 5 00:00:18,000 --> 00:00:20,800 If not he will be fired tomorrow ! 6 00:00:21,600 --> 00:00:24,400 Dead serious too! 7 00:00:30,000 --> 00:00:31,000 dead serious! 8 00:00:31,100 --> 00:00:35,000 I told him only if you give me 1 million dollars! 9 00:00:38,000 --> 00:00:40,200 million! 10 00:00:41,000 --> 00:00:42,200 He's starts looking worried. 11 00:00:42,300 --> 00:00:48,400 So I start pretending to fax the paperwork in and as I put the last page in he starts to thank me. 12 00:00:48,500 --> 00:00:51,400 Then he asks if I filled anything out yet? 13 00:00:52,000 --> 00:00:56,000 Yea with invisable ink! 14 00:00:58,000 --> 00:00:59,500 I couldn't belive it. 15 00:00:59,600 --> 00:01:01,500 I felt so bad I told him I WOULD DO IT ! 16 00:01:04,100 --> 00:01:06,500 His co-workers are going to got nuts ! 17 00:01:06,600 --> 00:01:09,800 He will never be there ! 18 00:01:13,200 --> 00:01:14,500 Never! 19 00:01:14,600 --> 00:01:16,500 and the best part is... 20 00:01:16,600 --> 00:01:20,000 He works for verizon! 21 00:01:21,000 --> 00:01:28,500 I've had nothing but trouble with fios since day one! 22 00:01:35,000 --> 00:01:36,500 so I sign the paperwork. 23 00:01:36,600 --> 00:01:38,400 and give him unlimited personal time as well! 24 00:01:39,800 --> 00:01:40,900 Indefinitely. 25 00:01:41,000 --> 00:01:49,900 Then he asks if its normal to only have back pain in the summer .... 26 00:01:50,000 --> 00:01:52,400 I just gave up. 27 00:01:54,300 --> 00:01:56,000 I told him 28 00:01:56,100 --> 00:01:58,000 I cant take any more. 29 00:01:58,100 --> 00:02:01,600 Told him if he stopped asking questions 30 00:02:01,800 --> 00:02:03,500 I would pay him! 31 00:02:10,000 --> 00:02:11,000 Then I.... 32 00:02:11,100 --> 00:02:13,000 Then I ... 33 00:02:14,700 --> 00:02:20,900 asked if he cared if his co-worker would have to pick up the slack? 34 00:02:21,000 --> 00:02:28,000 He told me he would rather stay home and play pokemon go ! 35 00:02:29,500 --> 00:02:32,500 pokemon go! 36 00:02:38,200 --> 00:02:43,600 I can tell you he isnt GOING anywhere! 37 00:02:51,600 --> 00:02:53,500 Funniest guy I've ever met. 38 00:02:56,100 --> 00:02:58,200 Really? The funniest? 39 00:02:58,300 --> 00:03:09,100 He looks like Steven Seagal made a movie where he works at a call center, And skips work to save the world. 40 00:03:09,200 --> 00:03:10,500 but straight to dvd. 41 00:03:16,400 --> 00:03:18,600 what a model employee... 42 00:03:23,900 --> 00:03:26,800 When he decides to show. 43 00:03:31,100 --> 00:03:39,700 Which wont be much if I have anything to do with it !