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...and as we've all seen, their Twitter is 
exploding.

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We've been looking at their roadmap, and 
traded accordingly.

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Prices are up, interest is peaking, and we're 
right where we need to be.

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Our wallets should be substantially boosted 
by their next big move.

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Yes, as we flip right after the release of 
the Prime Proposal.

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My Führer...

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The Proposal...

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The Prime Proposal is still not ready.

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Their team would rather get it right than 
rush it.

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These men will stay here: Keitel, Jodl, Krebs 
and Burgdorf.

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It was on the roadmap!

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The Prime proposal release was on the roadmap!

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How can they not release it when it's on 
the roadmap?

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They've been lying to me.

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Everybody has been lying to me. Even you, 
my trusted traders!

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That's right, I know about the standard rares 
you've been buying at inflated prices all 
week!

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Surely, our Parasets will yield ample long-term 
compensation...

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Paraset value is unsustainable beyond the 
snapshot!

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But my Führer, our Galaxy keys!

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Galaxy keys are distilled hope in rainbow-colored 
wrapping!

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They literally do nothing yet!

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They want us to wait for days, maybe weeks!

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I was planning to flip my Prime Keys at peak 
hype after the proposal!

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For weeks, I've waited for the Prime Proposal.

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I was promised it would melt my face!

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Now they're waiting to "get it right", like 
I even care about the actual game!

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And now they're even wasting my money on 
podcasts and hoodies!

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I have never been a gamer.

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But an asset, an asset you burn for tokens...

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That even I can understand!

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I'm shaking!

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They actually care more about nerdy sci-fi 
fans

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than us speculators!

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What a monstrous betrayal of the high stakes 
flipper!

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I want my money back.

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I want my face melted, right this second!

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Why is my face not melting!

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Don't cry, we can just melt our own faces!

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I am over-leveraged and there is no pump 
to dump.

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Under these circumstances, I am no longer 
able to hold.

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It's over.

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We're selling everything.

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But if you think I'll ever support a project 
with substance again, you're seriously mistaken.

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From now on, we're sticking with what we 
know.

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Go mint me a donkey.