1 00:00:00,00 --> 00:00:02,700 We have word from the CDC and the Washtenaw Health Department 2 00:00:02,800 --> 00:00:07,600 Ann Arbor and Ypsilanti may be placed on lockdown 3 00:00:07,700 --> 00:00:11,800 We are expecting a further reduction in foot traffic 4 00:00:11,900 --> 00:00:16,700 as we enter into a slow summer 5 00:00:16,800 --> 00:00:21,600 Everyone is vaccinated and boosted it doesnt matter 6 00:00:24,300 --> 00:00:26,500 Local Merchant... 7 00:00:26,600 --> 00:00:30,700 It is not... 8 00:00:30,800 --> 00:00:34,000 It's not Covid it is the new Monkeypox 9 00:00:34,100 --> 00:00:36,700 It covers you in blisters and shit 10 00:00:51,700 --> 00:01:00,000 Everyone who doesn't lease retail space needs to leave 11 00:01:12,900 --> 00:01:14,700 FUCKING MONKEYPOX? 12 00:01:14,800 --> 00:01:17,800 First Covid and now this shit? 13 00:01:18,600 --> 00:01:20,260 Foot traffic has been low for the last two years 14 00:01:20,260 --> 00:01:25,400 The students have left for the summer! 15 00:01:25,500 --> 00:01:31,300 The locals spend nothing and now we have monkeypox 16 00:01:31,400 --> 00:01:35,800 Inflation is through the roof and now I have to renegotiate my lease! 17 00:01:35,900 --> 00:01:40,700 People will be wearing bubble suits 18 00:01:40,800 --> 00:01:42,900 They say it's not easily transmissible. 19 00:01:43,000 --> 00:01:46,500 Just imagine the yearly inflation escalator! 20 00:01:46,600 --> 00:01:48,600 Surely the landlords will understand... 21 00:01:48,700 --> 00:01:51,400 They only understand cold hard cash 22 00:01:51,900 --> 00:01:55,000 You fool! 23 00:01:56,000 --> 00:02:00,800 Business in Ann Arbor is hard enough 24 00:02:00,900 --> 00:02:05,700 Now my customers will be covered in monkey blisters! 25 00:02:05,800 --> 00:02:10,600 I can't even reuse the covid signage we paid for! 26 00:02:10,700 --> 00:02:17,900 What are the signs supposed to say now? "No monkey no monkey please?" 27 00:02:18,400 --> 00:02:22,600 Half my customers are practically monkeys already! 28 00:02:27,300 --> 00:02:34,000 I should have moved my business to the south where they don't give a shit about pandemics... 29 00:02:34,100 --> 00:02:38,900 It might be hot down in hell, but at least there are no restrictions 30 00:02:41,500 --> 00:02:45,800 You want to me to believe that we can survive past art fair 31 00:02:45,900 --> 00:02:49,500 I fucking hate Art Fair 32 00:02:49,600 --> 00:02:54,400 It's not art and its not fair 33 00:02:54,500 --> 00:02:59,300 It's really hard to park you guys know that 34 00:02:59,400 --> 00:03:02,500 Just imagine how far I have to walk 35 00:03:04,000 --> 00:03:07,400 He parks in the loading zones anyway 36 00:03:09,600 --> 00:03:11,300 I guess... 37 00:03:11,800 --> 00:03:17,100 I guess we will serve the monkeys 38 00:03:17,200 --> 00:03:22,000 I feel like a monkey 39 00:03:22,100 --> 00:03:26,900 A retail monkey