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We have word from the CDC and the Washtenaw 
Health Department

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Ann Arbor and Ypsilanti may be placed on 
lockdown

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We are expecting a further reduction in foot 
traffic

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as we enter into a slow summer

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Everyone is vaccinated and boosted it doesnt 
matter

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Local Merchant...

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It is not...

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It's not Covid it is the new Monkeypox

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It covers you in blisters and shit

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Everyone who doesn't lease retail space needs 
to leave

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FUCKING MONKEYPOX?

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First Covid and now this shit?

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Foot traffic has been low for the last two 
years

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The students have left for the summer!

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The locals spend nothing and now we have 
monkeypox

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Inflation is through the roof and now I have 
to renegotiate my lease!

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People will be wearing bubble suits

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They say it's not easily transmissible.

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Just imagine the yearly inflation escalator!

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Surely the landlords will understand...

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They only understand cold hard cash

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You fool!

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Business in Ann Arbor is hard enough

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Now my customers will be covered in monkey 
blisters!

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I can't even reuse the covid signage we paid 
for!

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What are the signs supposed to say now?  
"No monkey no monkey please?"

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Half my customers are practically monkeys 
already!

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I should have moved my business to the south 
where they don't give a shit about pandemics...

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It might be hot down in hell, but at least 
there are no restrictions

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You want to me to believe that we can survive 
past art fair

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I fucking hate Art Fair

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It's not art and its not fair

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It's really hard to park you guys know that

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Just imagine how far I have to walk

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He parks in the loading zones anyway

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I guess...

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I guess we will serve the monkeys

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I feel like a monkey

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A retail monkey