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The SAG-AFTRA negotiating committee has unanimously 
recommended a strike.

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And the National Board is expected to accept 
their recommendation.

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They called a press conference for noon local 
time.

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And we expect thousands of actors on the 
line today. Friday at the latest.

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Get Bob Iger on CNBC. He'll handle it.

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We tried, but...

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Iger...

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Iger stepped on his dick and showed his whole 
ass.

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He called the actors and writers unrealistic.

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Anyone with fewer than three yachts, leave 
the room.

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They unanimously recommended a strike?!

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Those chaotic bitches can't even agree on 
a flavor of La Croix!

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And you dumb fucks can't even plant a decent 
story in Deadline to sway public opinion!

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What are we supposed to do now?

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Roll over like the DGA?!

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You fools stand there in your thousand dollar 
puffer vests!

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Why don't you get "disrupter" bedazzled on 
the back while you keep drilling holes in 
our boat, you useless fucks?!

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As the only one with a bedazzled jacket, 
I feel attacked.

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When I want your opinion I'll ask the kids 
who booed you to give it me, Zaslav!

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This just feel unwarranted and like you're 
jealous!

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I wouldn't trust you overpaid assholes to 
fetch me a stick of gum!

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Not a brain cell between you!

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You C-suite motherfuckers couldn't run a 
lemonade stand let alone a billion dollar 
multinational corporation!

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Because if you knew what the fuck you were 
doing...

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...you wouldn't be lighting millions of dollars 
on fire while destroying the industry that 
pays for your teenage blood transfusions!

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But what can I expect from the people who 
gave us The Idol?!

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This shouldn't be that hard.

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Break the DGA. Break the actors. Break the 
writers!

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Idiots.

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A bunch of god damn dorks afraid of their 
own shadows are running circles around us!

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And Meryl fucking Streep gets to rub her 
god damn letter in our faces.

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Some pasty-faced writer gets to tweet photos 
with Chris god damn Pine.

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Like they're worthy to stand in his presence!

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That's MY Chris, for fuck's sake!

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It's not just his Chris. He belongs to all 
of us.

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We already weren't paying them.

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I don't know what more we can do.

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Pay them less than zero?

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They've beaten us.

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But if we stay the course we can plunge our 
stock value to new lows.

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Because that's what you chuckleheads are 
best at.

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I should have been an alpaca farmer.