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Hideyuki Nakayama, Panic aboard the Cessna: 
Fear from 3000 ft above ground. Subtitles 
by: tanaya

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Well then, we are here to deliver not the 
excitement but the thrill of spring

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but there does not seem to be even a tiny 
rumour that it is looking like spring

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It's you!

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Hiroko Moriguchi, our reporter

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This time I am going to deliver

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a spectacular prank with the vast sky as 
the stage

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Featuring the show will be Hide-chan, alias 
Hideyoshi Nakayama,

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on a hellish full speed stall

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This will be staged as a fake TV program,

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where Nakayama flies to a princess in a nostalgic 
Cessna aircraft,

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but the disaster unfolds from here.

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I see. Don't you normally dislike planes?

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Actually, that's not quite right.

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But still... this is taking it too far!

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Because if you make one mistake, you'll end 
up dead!

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So the good part of this prank is that we 
don't make that mistake.

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But you see, if you watch later you will 
see that

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when we were flying the helicopter was still!

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Not the helicopter, I mean the Cessna.

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Well if we make one step wrong, we can apologise 
to Hide.

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Only, that isn't true.

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Come on, say something to our viewers.

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Let the video start!

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Hideyoshi Nakayama's Cessna Panic!? The fear 
from 3,000 feet above the ground!!

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Saitama Prefecture, Hiki District

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Honda Airport

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This is Saitama prefecture, Honda Airport. 
Over.

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This time, we have gained the cooperation 
of the staff at Honda Airport

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to plunge that Nakayama into a mid-air panic.

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This is no time to be joking, so I'm sure 
many of you are nervous,

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but let me ask the staff: is it going to 
be safe?

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Yes, it is!!

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So, we seem to be 100% confident.

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Well, we seem to be ready to go!

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Ready, set...

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fly, fly, fly (laughter)

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I wonder if he will be alright...?

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Pleased to meet you, I am Hideyoshi Nakayama 
(fake TV program starts!)

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Today I am going to be visiting a large estate...

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...and I will be flying as a VIP to the estate 
with a Cessna craft that her father has chartered 
to us.

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Isn't that extravagagant?

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Hello? (At once he does a love call with 
"Hiroko-san", the owner's daughter).

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Is this Hiroko-san speaking?

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Yes, it is.

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Ah, nice to meet you.

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Hello, hello.

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Nice to meet you.

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So, do you know who I am?

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Hmmmm? (this voice... it is actually Hiroko 
Moriguchi!)

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