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On behalf of BigHit,

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we regret to inform all Jimin Junglebook 
retards,

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that BTS was deployed to North Korea.

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Because they tested positive for the Wuhan 
beer virus

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the North Korean leader, Kim Jong-un,

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ordered them to be torched on sight.

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His highest ranking official Twomad carried 
out the duties of doing so.

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BigHit sends all BTS stans this message:

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"Fuck you. We saw you dumbasses as a dollar."

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End of message.