1 00:00:00,00 --> 00:00:02,300 [Black]: We can't kill him, he didnt do anything wrong. 2 00:00:02,400 --> 00:00:04,800 [Little One]: Yeah, he wasn't stupid like the others. We should just let him go. 3 00:00:04,900 --> 00:00:06,200 [Draven]: I don't really care, sure... 4 00:00:06,300 --> 00:00:07,600 [Little One]: -and let him keep his stuff. 5 00:00:07,700 --> 00:00:09,700 [Angel]: Keep his stuff?! 6 00:00:09,800 --> 00:00:11,600 [Draven]: But- but it's magic!~ 7 00:00:45,600 --> 00:00:48,900 Tales from my D&D Campaign! 8 00:00:52,000 --> 00:00:55,030 So the campaign starts in a dwarf city called Corso's Chasm, 9 00:00:55,100 --> 00:00:57,100 on the edge of the desert full of dangerous orcs. 10 00:00:57,200 --> 00:00:59,300 Now in terms of how the party got together and met 11 00:00:59,400 --> 00:01:04,700 Black and Draven were travelling a long way from their human homeland of Vistria with a dwarven trade convoy, 12 00:01:04,800 --> 00:01:08,010 and along the way the convoy was attacked by huge mutated bears- or something... 13 00:01:08,700 --> 00:01:12,300 and Angel and Little One happened to be nearby, and they all saved the caravan... 14 00:01:12,400 --> 00:01:14,360 then travelled the rest of the way to the chasm together! 15 00:01:14,700 --> 00:01:18,010 Because, meeting at the inn was too cliche, but only about 10% too cliche. 16 00:01:18,400 --> 00:01:21,500 Anyhow, first thing that happens is an incident at the mine outside of town 17 00:01:21,600 --> 00:01:24,700 and the accident turns out to be an underground attack by dark elves 18 00:01:24,800 --> 00:01:26,700 FROM ANOTHER DIMENSION! 19 00:01:26,800 --> 00:01:29,630 And, the party goes through and fights them in their own mine in the Shadowfell. 20 00:01:29,630 --> 00:01:32,390 And they kick all kinds of sneaky Drow ass, 21 00:01:32,800 --> 00:01:37,900 and Angel scouts out a room with a bunch of guards and a Drow wizard behind a deep chasm, and Little one was like- 22 00:01:38,000 --> 00:01:40,010 [Little One]: Can Angel ride on my shoulders? 23 00:01:40,010 --> 00:01:42,990 And Angel was like "Do it!" 24 00:01:42,300 --> 00:01:45,000 So Angel goes piggy back, and Little One leaps over the gap! 25 00:01:45,100 --> 00:01:49,490 And, as he lands, Angel and her spiked chain launch off his back, like a little whirling ball of death, 26 00:01:49,300 --> 00:01:53,700 -cutting down the minions while Little One ploughs through, trying to reach the enemy caster. 27 00:01:53,800 --> 00:01:57,990 And the Wizard dumps, like, half of her memorisations to escape, 28 00:01:57,990 --> 00:01:59,310 so they (the party) travel deeper into the mines... 29 00:01:59,310 --> 00:02:03,360 and they get the goat-men miners, who were slaves, to help them lure the boss Drow guy out, 30 00:02:03,360 --> 00:02:07,990 and he turns out to be a HUGE dick-head with a scythe, 31 00:02:07,400 --> 00:02:13,200 and all his multiclass trickery powers and after doing a bunch of damage and making them all waste attacks on his mirror image 32 00:02:13,300 --> 00:02:14,010 and his trickery domain duplicate, 33 00:02:14,010 --> 00:02:20,890 he almost traps Black with him to fight one on one in a narrow passageway, but Black manages to finish him off WITH A CRIT 34 00:02:20,900 --> 00:02:23,010 before he can escape, and now they are heroes to the goat-men. 35 00:02:23,010 --> 00:02:28,780 and then they go and get the Dwarf guards to guard the entrance to the drow mine in the other plane 36 00:02:28,780 --> 00:02:32,860 so they can wall it off. Like, spackle off the interdimensional portal or something. 37 00:02:32,600 --> 00:02:37,100 And, they go back to town... The local feudal Dwarf lord, Don DiCorso, is like, 38 00:02:37,580 --> 00:02:40,990 "Thanks so much, here's a bunch of gold, and maybe I have a quest for you?" 39 00:02:40,990 --> 00:02:45,290 So, Don DiCorso shows off that he has this magic spoon and it's just like one of those spoons that 40 00:02:45,290 --> 00:02:48,010 make nutritious, really bland food like, out of thin air. 41 00:02:48,010 --> 00:02:52,970 Except, normally, those make enough each day to feed six people maybe? 42 00:02:52,500 --> 00:02:57,020 But this spoon is actually an artefact that has no daily limit, except for how fast you can trigger the power 43 00:02:57,020 --> 00:03:00,120 So, it can actually feed like two thousand people! 44 00:03:00,100 --> 00:03:03,700 Which would be awesome back in Vistria where they are cut off from most trade, 45 00:03:03,080 --> 00:03:07,980 and have a tonne of refugees so starvation is kind of a big problem up there. 46 00:03:07,980 --> 00:03:11,230 And DiCorso is like, "I have a line on two more of these artefacts," 47 00:03:11,200 --> 00:03:14,500 "and once I've got them all together, I'm hoping you can take them to Vistria for me." 48 00:03:14,600 --> 00:04:32,700 "I know it's a long dangerous journey.