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We have word from our Communications Department

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It takes 10 - 15 minutes to configure a router. 
We think they plug it in here,

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Then send the router configuration from their 
server,

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Then send it out on a truck here.

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Ahh I see that makes sense. We need to see 
how to do this as there's so many of them 
and it takes so long.

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Mein Fuhrer,

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Configurations...

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Configurations can not be sent out that way.

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They claim USB installs can be done that 
fast.

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That's impossible. Everyone please leave 
the meeting except Chuck, Josh, and Robert 
Rosenberg

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No fucking way!

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There's absolutely no fucking way!

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Pure bullshit! 15 minutes! My ass!

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The trip is longer to drive up to fedex

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Bob himself said it takes 1 hour

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They refuse to show us how to do it that 
fast

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Then get upset when we tell them we can't 
even box and drive up a router in 15 minutes

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Mein Fuhrer, boxing, driving, and shipping 
can't be factored into the time

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That's complete bullshit and you know it

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Mein Fuhrer, it should not take that long 
to ship

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Even if you take out the shipping time, it 
takes 6 minutes for the routers to boot up

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These pieces of shit

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They say get a router, and another one, and 
another one

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187 in total we have marked And that's not 
even the complete list!

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These fucking configs take a hour or 2

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Show me dammit how it takes 15 minutes

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It's simply not enough time

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They are covering something up, there are 
to many stalls in the process

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Just show me how it's done in 15 minutes

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That's all I ask

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It's driving me nuts, how is it configured 
that fast?

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Bungholios

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All of them are bungholios! Then they say 
we must do them all!

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They can't even do them right when they configure 
them

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It's always the speed or the circuit messed 
up

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Or something ridiculous with the IP address 
settings

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They are so full of shit their eyes are brown

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It's OK. They will never find out.

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We are doomed to configure these routers

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These damn things take a hour, hour and a 
half

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15 minutes...

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Those pricks...

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What a damn joke.

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As for me,

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I will not ever configure a router on my 
weekend or a minute to me leaving

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And they can kiss it

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Damn it all