1 00:00:00,00 --> 00:00:03,100 Coronavirus is getting worse. 2 00:00:03,200 --> 00:00:04,400 A lot worse. 3 00:00:04,500 --> 00:00:06,500 Schools all over Europe have closed. 4 00:00:06,600 --> 00:00:10,100 There's a new directive in from the Df-ingE, Headmaster. 5 00:00:11,200 --> 00:00:15,300 You need to take a look at it. 6 00:00:16,000 --> 00:00:18,000 Let's hope they have come up with a sensible idea. 7 00:00:18,500 --> 00:00:19,700 Something that will be easy to administer. 8 00:00:23,500 --> 00:00:26,300 Headmaster. In January... 9 00:00:29,000 --> 00:00:31,600 We have to test all the pupils twice a week as well as teaching them... 10 00:00:32,400 --> 00:00:34,000 in our normal lessons. 11 00:00:50,200 --> 00:00:56,000 All non-Senior Management Team, please leave the room. 12 00:01:09,400 --> 00:01:14,100 Now we have to conduct Covid tests, every week? 13 00:01:15,100 --> 00:01:17,500 Those stupid, interfering politicians! 14 00:01:18,300 --> 00:01:20,800 Have they no idea how hard it is... 15 00:01:21,200 --> 00:01:24,200 to run a school for disadvantaged children... 16 00:01:24,800 --> 00:01:26,600 and stay at the top of the league tables? 17 00:01:27,000 --> 00:01:29,500 So how exactly do they expect us to do this? 18 00:01:30,100 --> 00:01:32,000 Get the children to test themselves?! 19 00:01:32,500 --> 00:01:34,500 They will just all cheat in order to get sent home. 20 00:01:36,000 --> 00:01:37,500 The Df-ingE want us to organise it all. 21 00:01:38,200 --> 00:01:41,300 Well you can just tell the Df-ingE exactly where to stick their f-ing tests. 22 00:01:41,500 --> 00:01:42,800 Headmaster, we have no choice. 23 00:01:43,800 --> 00:01:47,400 We told them two days ago to shut schools down. 24 00:01:48,000 --> 00:01:49,500 And what did they do? 25 00:01:50,400 --> 00:01:51,900 They refused to listen to us... 26 00:01:52,800 --> 00:01:55,000 just because we're not an Academy. 27 00:01:55,800 --> 00:01:57,500 So tell me how are we supposed to organise these tests... 28 00:01:58,200 --> 00:02:00,100 if there's no time to train our staff? 29 00:02:02,200 --> 00:02:04,500 At least I suppose things can't get much worse. 30 00:02:05,000 --> 00:02:09,500 Unless of course they tell us that we must... 31 00:02:11,300 --> 00:02:17,100 also provide online learning for all our classes. 32 00:02:20,700 --> 00:02:22,400 Why can't they understand... 33 00:02:23,100 --> 00:02:25,900 that online learning is a waste of time when.. 34 00:02:26,200 --> 00:02:27,800 children don't have their own laptop at home... 35 00:02:28,400 --> 00:02:30,200 and we have to use... 36 00:02:34,000 --> 00:02:38,400 that pathetic Oak Academy excuse for a website with all those.. 37 00:02:38,500 --> 00:02:41,300 awful, boring, academic teachers and lessons? 38 00:02:42,000 --> 00:02:44,800 After 20 years of research... 39 00:02:46,500 --> 00:02:50,800 is that really the best they can come up with? 40 00:02:51,900 --> 00:02:55,000 I could do better with a blackboard and some chalk. 41 00:02:55,600 --> 00:02:59,400 Don't worry. You should get a vaccination before the end of next year. 42 00:03:06,200 --> 00:03:08,600 I suppose they'll be paying Df-ingE staff 43 00:03:10,900 --> 00:03:14,400 an extra £1000 to work over the holidays. 44 00:03:16,700 --> 00:03:18,700 If we are lucky... 45 00:03:23,000 --> 00:03:28,000 they might allow us to take Christmas Day as an INSET day. 46 00:03:31,900 --> 00:03:33,900 I think I've had enough of being the Headteacher. 47 00:03:35,300 --> 00:03:38,500 I'm going to go quietly to my bunker... 48 00:03:44,000 --> 00:03:46,900 and write my letter of resignation.