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So we get this email

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Come on guys, we need to sort out Matt's 
Stag

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No reply

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No one gives a shit

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Literally nobody is going to be there

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Seriously

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Seriously

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Matts going to be the only one there

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He's going to drive for 8 hours

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He's going to check in at the hotel and go 
to the bar

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And be looking around wondering where everyone 
is

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And we'll all be back in New York

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Having a great time

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Getting smashed without him

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Seriously

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I can't wait

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To get that call asking where we are

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"Hey guys where is everyone?"

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With is bag in his hand for the weekend

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Not even unpacked yet

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Then he'll get worried

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"Seriously guys where is everyone?!"

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"Stop messing about now"

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We won't even have left the city

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We're all still in New York

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Fuck that, I'm not driving 8 hours

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"Hey Matt..."

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"Hey Matt..."

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"Hey Matt have one on us yeah?"

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In fact have 10, I've saved that much in 
gas money.

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"Have 20"

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Have 20, exactly

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He's going to be so pissed. He's going to 
be so pissed.

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Which is fine because we'll still be in New 
York

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So you really going to do all that?

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No of course not. Then we'll jump out from 
behind him.

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Just before he starts crying

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What do you think? Good plan?

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I can't wait to see his little face.

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Especially when he sees the gay stripper 
we have for him.