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Jesus Christ Alisa

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That right there is the data. Now let's talk 
about the data. Can we talk about the data, 
please, Mike? I've been dying to talk about 
the data with you all day, OK?

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"Pepe Silvia," this name keeps coming up 
over and over again. Every day Pepe's data 
is getting sent back to me. Pepe Silvia! 
Pepe Silvia! I look in the data, and this 
whole box is Pepe Silvia!

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So I say to myself, "I gotta find this guy! 
I gotta go up to his office and put his data 
in the guy's goddamn hands! Otherwise, he's 
never going to get it and he's going to keep 
coming back down here."

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So I go up to Pepe's office and what do I 
find out, Mike? What do I find out?!

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There is no Pepe Silvia. The man does not 
exist, okay? So I decide, "Oh shit, buddy, 
I gotta dig a little deeper." There's no 
Pepe Silvia? You gotta be kidding me! I got 
boxes full of Pepe! All right.

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So I start marchin' my way down to Meagan 
Chan in HR and I knock on her door and I 
say, "Meagan! Meagan! I gotta talk to you 
about Pepe." And when I open the door what 
do I find? There's not a single goddamn desk 
in that office!

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There...is...no...Meagan Chan in HR. Mike, 
half the employees in this building have 
been made up. This office is a goddamn ghost 
town.