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You and your buddies will jump up and down 
for hours

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while screaming indecipherable nonsense like

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UUUUUUUUUUU

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You'll spill 64 ounces of a really sticky 
fruity drink

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all over the guy in front of you.

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And you will likely remove your cute little 
blue denim overalls

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…and why, why do you do this?

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Because you’re a minion!

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Swing those pants baby!