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[HARRY] Maybe a song will cheer me up

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[LAUREN] Yes let’s sing a song together shall 
we

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About what to do when you feel a bit sad

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Well when I was a girl and I was young as 
I felt so glum (hey)

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A man will run past and I will just touch 
his bum (hey)

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[HARRY] When I was a young boy and a boy, 
bababababba (hey)

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Babbababbabababbababaa love! (Hey)

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[LAUREN] Well that’s lovely, there you go, 
you’re getting started, what did you think 
of that boys and girls?

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Lyrically I thought it was disappointing, 
shall we have him try again?

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Yes!

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[HARRY] When I was a boy of twelve, everything 
was fun (oo)

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And then I suddenly realised, that I had 
no one (oo)

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No one really liked art, and no one really 
liked me (oo)

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So I’m a lonely lonely boy as lonely as it 
could be (hey)

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[LAUREN] Yes he’s all alone he’s all alone, 
he’s helpless and he’s blue

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But I think we could cheer him up, ahey what 
about you?

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He’s all alone he’s all alone, he’s helpless 
and he’s blue

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But I know what to cheer him up, ohu so do 
you

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[ALL] He’s all alone he’s all alone, he’s 
helpless and he’s blue (oh dear)

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But I know we can cheer him up, what about 
you?

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He’s all alone he’s all alone, he’s helpless 
and he’s blue

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[LAUREN] Maybe it would cheer him up, if 
I just smacked his bum (hey)

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[JOSH] Strike his bum, strike his bum, strike 
his bloody bum

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[NIALL] Come on, come on Jerald