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We have had to increase the short sharp lockdown 
for another week.

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we have a 5km limit,  closed schools, playgrounds

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a curfew from 9pm-5am

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closed schools & playgrounds

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and told people that the virus come through 
windows

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we have even moved the grand final to WA

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Our covid cases have dropped... Right?

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my lord

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we have

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We have had 120 new cases today

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some already in isolation

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Everyone out except Sutton, Jeroem, Foley, 
Neville, Patton

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How are cases going up?

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I have spent the last 18 months telling everyone 
what a great job im doing

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Gold standard

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We said the vaccine would reduce cases

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Now everything is closed.

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How the fuck is case numbers still rising

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How many more people can i blame

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For fuck sake i blamed people looking at 
the sunset

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the supercomputer will shut down anyone with 
opposing views

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That wont stop Jeff Kennett and Bogut from 
questioning everything

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My lord, we can blame healthcare workers 
for the latest outbreak

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Are you fucking stupid?

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fools

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this makes us all look like fools

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I was the only one chasing covid zero

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people thought i was god

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posters of me on the wall

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I didnt even tell people to get tested this 
year

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who the fk are these people getting tested

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Who is the CHO?

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It isnt me

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It isnt fkn me

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People should blame the health advice

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Mikakos took the fall for last years outbreak

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Couldnt manage the quarantine

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Security guards having sex with those in 
iso

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Now we recognised sex work as a legitimate 
occupation

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they be spreading covid like their legs

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Come on Victoria

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we can do this, we are all in this together

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Someone has to take the fall

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Billions of dollars

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The CHO

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He is the poster boy

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I love Sutton,

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So masculine

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So sexy

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Reminds me of George Clooney

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Tell them the science has changed