1 00:00:00,00 --> 00:00:01,900 Hey guys, what's up. 2 00:00:02,600 --> 00:00:03,900 It's me, Francis. 3 00:00:04,400 --> 00:00:06,100 Now listen, a lot of people have been asking me 4 00:00:06,200 --> 00:00:07,900 wh- wh- why come did I make the jump 5 00:00:08,100 --> 00:00:09,600 from YouTube to StoryFire? 6 00:00:09,700 --> 00:00:11,100 Why do I believe in StoryFire? 7 00:00:11,200 --> 00:00:12,900 Why do I no longer believe in YouTube? 8 00:00:13,000 --> 00:00:14,700 And the answer is simple, OK? 9 00:00:15,000 --> 00:00:18,700 Because YouTube no longer believes in creators like me, OK? 10 00:00:18,900 --> 00:00:23,100 Their rules are draconian! Their rules are puritanical! 11 00:00:23,600 --> 00:00:27,100 They tell me, uh, "Francis, Francis. You swear too much. 12 00:00:27,200 --> 00:00:28,600 You swear too much." 13 00:00:28,700 --> 00:00:31,900 No, I f*cking don't! I don't f*cking swear at all, you c*ck-s*ckers! 14 00:00:32,100 --> 00:00:33,800 And even if I did f*cking swear, 15 00:00:33,900 --> 00:00:36,000 who gives a sh*t, you sons-of-b*tches? OK? 16 00:00:36,200 --> 00:00:39,100 It's 2019! We're offended by the word 'sh*t'? 17 00:00:39,300 --> 00:00:40,700 We're offended by the word 'p*ssy'? 18 00:00:40,800 --> 00:00:42,600 We're offended by the word '*ss'? 19 00:00:42,700 --> 00:00:44,000 I like StoryFire, 20 00:00:44,200 --> 00:00:46,400 because StoryFire doesn't give a good god-d*mn 21 00:00:46,500 --> 00:00:48,500 how much I f*cking sh*t-*ss swear, 22 00:00:48,700 --> 00:00:52,400 'cause they're not little sons-of-b*tches c*ck-s*cker c*nts like YouTube. 23 00:00:52,500 --> 00:00:57,600 Oh, the people on YouTube say, "Francis. You're too angry. You get too angry. 24 00:00:57,700 --> 00:01:01,200 We don't want angry people on our website no more." 25 00:01:01,400 --> 00:01:02,800 Well, you know what? I don't get angry! 26 00:01:03,000 --> 00:01:04,200 I don't f*cking get angry! 27 00:01:04,300 --> 00:01:06,200 I'm not the f*cking angry type, OK? 28 00:01:06,300 --> 00:01:08,600 Well, what about these other *ssholes making sh*tty videos 29 00:01:08,700 --> 00:01:10,100 telling me I'm a piece of sh*t? 30 00:01:10,200 --> 00:01:11,600 They're the ones that are f*cking angry! 31 00:01:11,700 --> 00:01:12,700 I don't get mad! 32 00:01:12,900 --> 00:01:14,000 They're- They're the ones that's mad! 33 00:01:14,100 --> 00:01:15,200 YouTube, you're mad? 34 00:01:15,400 --> 00:01:17,600 Did I hurt your feelers? [naughty, taunting laughter] 35 00:01:18,300 --> 00:01:20,000 I don't get mad! 36 00:01:20,600 --> 00:01:21,800 I get even. 37 00:01:22,000 --> 00:01:25,800 "Oh, but Francis! We also don't like it when you break stuff on YouTube. 38 00:01:25,900 --> 00:01:30,200 We don't like it when you get violent, when you get angry, and you, like, start hitting stuff." 39 00:01:30,300 --> 00:01:31,600 Well, you know who DOES like it? 40 00:01:31,800 --> 00:01:32,500 I like it! 41 00:01:32,600 --> 00:01:34,800 And I'm the creator, so I [should] be allowed to create it! 42 00:01:34,900 --> 00:01:38,200 'Cause I'm the creator! I wou- wanna be allowed to do it if I wanna do it! It's my stuff! 43 00:01:38,300 --> 00:01:40,500 It's my stuff! If I wanna break it, I should be allowed to break it! 44 00:01:40,600 --> 00:01:42,000 You know who else likes it? 45 00:01:42,300 --> 00:01:43,900 Do you wanna know who else likes it? 46 00:01:44,000 --> 00:01:45,800 THE VIEWERS LIKE IT! 47 00:01:45,900 --> 00:01:47,300 They liked it when I got angry! 48 00:01:47,400 --> 00:01:48,600 They liked it when I got mad! 49 00:01:48,700 --> 00:01:52,300 They liked it when I said sh*t-eating, son-of-a-b*tch, p*ssy f*ck! 50 00:01:52,400 --> 00:01:54,900 And they like it! They like it when I get violent! 51 00:01:55,000 --> 00:01:56,800 They like it when I break stuff! 52 00:01:56,900 --> 00:01:58,700 I'm gonna pr- I'm gonna prove it, OK? 53 00:01:58,800 --> 00:02:02,500 I'm gonna break some stuff, and this video's gonna go viral on StoryFire! 54 00:02:08,300 --> 00:02:11,800 [maniacal laughter] 55 00:02:12,100 --> 00:02:15,000 See what I'm doing there? This is YouTube now! 56 00:02:16,300 --> 00:02:19,800 [maniacal laughter] 57 00:02:21,100 --> 00:02:23,000 Here's Francis! 58 00:02:23,100 --> 00:02:23,700 [bang] 59 00:02:23,800 --> 00:02:24,700 [maniacal laughter] 60 00:02:24,800 --> 00:02:25,000 [bang] 61 00:02:25,100 --> 00:02:26,200 [maniacal laughter] 62 00:02:26,300 --> 00:02:26,600 [bang] 63 00:02:26,700 --> 00:02:27,700 [maniacal laughter] 64 00:02:27,800 --> 00:02:28,000 [bang] 65 00:02:28,100 --> 00:02:29,200 [maniacal laughter] 66 00:02:29,300 --> 00:02:29,400 [bang] 67 00:02:29,500 --> 00:02:30,800 [maniacal laughter] 68 00:02:30,900 --> 00:02:31,100 [bang] 69 00:02:31,200 --> 00:02:33,500 [maniacal laughter] 70 00:02:33,600 --> 00:02:33,900 [bang] 71 00:02:34,000 --> 00:02:34,600 [sigh of exhaustion] 72 00:02:34,700 --> 00:02:35,600 [clattering] 73 00:02:35,700 --> 00:02:38,300 [sighs of exhaustion] 74 00:02:38,500 --> 00:02:39,500 Out with the old... 75 00:02:40,600 --> 00:02:41,800 in with the new. 76 00:02:42,100 --> 00:02:42,900 [clatter]