1 00:00:00,00 --> 00:00:01,700 So I was Mission Commander for this bullshit Buddy Wing 2 00:00:01,800 --> 00:00:04,300 And Apollo's all "ROK guy! I need those slides!" 3 00:00:04,400 --> 00:00:07,100 "I've been MC all goddamn week, its your turn!" 4 00:00:07,500 --> 00:00:09,200 Like I give a shit 5 00:00:09,300 --> 00:00:10,600 USAF dickhead 6 00:00:11,200 --> 00:00:15,800 So I made this stupid scenario and called it "Operation Kill Ass" 7 00:00:17,600 --> 00:00:19,500 I put SEAD in the 30-36 Block! 8 00:00:21,600 --> 00:00:22,100 36! 9 00:00:29,900 --> 00:00:30,800 36! 10 00:00:31,100 --> 00:00:33,900 I don't give him the MCO's until the morning of the brief 11 00:00:41,100 --> 00:00:45,200 We fly Vipers so I know how much it sucks to fly up there! 12 00:00:45,300 --> 00:00:47,800 But I ain't gonna fuckin do it! 13 00:00:47,900 --> 00:00:50,200 Catch me in the 20 block dawg! 14 00:00:50,300 --> 00:00:53,800 Have fun capping in the cons, I'll be down here! 15 00:00:58,600 --> 00:00:59,600 Hands are tied! 16 00:00:59,700 --> 00:01:02,000 Hands are tied! I "have" to drop bombs from here! 17 00:01:04,300 --> 00:01:06,700 They're min AB in the marshal 18 00:01:06,800 --> 00:01:08,600 2's so aft he's flying off 3 19 00:01:13,600 --> 00:01:14,300 AND 20 00:01:14,600 --> 00:01:17,000 We make them short skate in the 30s 21 00:01:17,100 --> 00:01:18,400 While we have 4000' of unused blue block 22 00:01:22,000 --> 00:01:24,200 Then I make them shoot 8 HARM outside the MEZ 23 00:01:24,300 --> 00:01:25,800 PETs A through H! 24 00:01:25,900 --> 00:01:26,900 Good luck tracking that shit! 25 00:01:34,500 --> 00:01:36,900 Apollo makes up impact times in the brief 26 00:01:37,000 --> 00:01:39,300 Stranglr and Gronk have no fucking idea how to make that work 27 00:01:40,700 --> 00:01:41,600 But then 28 00:01:41,700 --> 00:01:45,700 Mid-vul, R108F goes hot 29 00:01:45,800 --> 00:01:48,300 Right where Weasel is supposed to RTB 30 00:01:51,000 --> 00:01:52,800 Watchman tells them in Korean 31 00:01:55,800 --> 00:01:56,500 Not English 32 00:01:58,600 --> 00:02:00,300 So all the ROKAF boys know 33 00:02:00,400 --> 00:02:02,600 But Weasel has no fuckin idea 34 00:02:10,000 --> 00:02:12,700 We vector them right into it 35 00:02:15,500 --> 00:02:17,000 And yell at them on Guard for flying in it! 36 00:02:17,100 --> 00:02:18,700 But we tell them to turn West after they flew through it 37 00:02:18,800 --> 00:02:21,200 So they fly back into it! 38 00:02:22,000 --> 00:02:24,000 We don't even tell Cobra 39 00:02:24,100 --> 00:02:27,700 They don't know what's going on 40 00:02:29,000 --> 00:02:30,200 So did you help them? 41 00:02:30,500 --> 00:02:32,100 Fuck no! 42 00:02:37,500 --> 00:02:39,900 They do 3.6 laps in an Arty ROZ 43 00:02:40,400 --> 00:02:42,000 Dragging Weasel through the mud 44 00:02:51,000 --> 00:02:54,000 I'm laughing my ass off on short final 45 00:02:56,800 --> 00:02:58,500 So did anything bad happen to you? 46 00:02:59,100 --> 00:03:02,500 Well I didn't understand my own weather call 47 00:03:03,100 --> 00:03:05,400 So we flew in the Red Block the entire vul 48 00:03:05,500 --> 00:03:09,000 It was a massive TR and it was our DFP 49 00:03:09,800 --> 00:03:11,200 But otherwise uneventful 50 00:03:16,900 --> 00:03:18,000 So many Guard Calls 51 00:03:24,300 --> 00:03:26,000 Made me look real good in front of my IP 52 00:03:31,200 --> 00:03:34,800 Called it mission success and "great honor"