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The Ukrainian September counter-offensive 
has recaptured Izyum, Balakliya, and Kupyansk.

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They have recaptured more territory than 
we have conquered since April.

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The gains of 5 months of fighting was undone 
in 5 days.

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We have now contributed more weaponry to 
them than the USA.

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The army group of Berdnikov will take Kharkiv 
soon.

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Mein fuhrer...the army group of Berdnikov...

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Berdnikov's army fled across the Ukraine-Russian 
border, his attack didn't materialize.

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Everybody leaves this room except Shoigu, 
Prigozhin, Gerasimov, and Kadyrov.

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That was an order. The attack of the army 
by Berdnikov was an order!

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Why does he think he can ignore my orders?

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They have all lied to me, especially the 
FSB. They claimed the Ukrainian army would 
collapse in 3 days. And our military is utterly 
corrupt. They have stolen billions!

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Mein fuhrer, Berdnikov's army group only 
had convicts, drug addicts and people from 
impoverished regions with just one week of 
basic training.

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They were thieves, crooks, and traitors that 
looted and stole from the Ukrainians.

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Mein fuhrer, they only looted because their 
commanders didn't pay them their salaries.

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They should have given me 15% of their loot. 
I need the kick-backs to build an extension 
to my palace at the Black sea!

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They must give me my kick-back!

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These soldiers think they can keep their 
loot while I decided to invade Ukraine to 
loot all the natural resources of Ukraine.

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How is it possible that most of our weapons 
are ineffective or are obsolete? Why do we 
need to resupply with tanks from the 1960s?

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Why do we need to buy ammunition from North 
Korea? Where did the billions go that we 
gave the army to modernize?

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How can it be that Ukraine, without much 
of a navy, sunk our flagship, the 'Moskva'?

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I will have all traitors, dissidents and 
critics sent to gulags, just like Stalin 
did!

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All I want is my 15% kick-back of the loot, 
just like I have received from the oligarchs 
looting our Russian natural resources.

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Traitors and thieves. Right from the failed 
attack of Kyiv, they are all traitors and 
thieves

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Right at the beginning, a 40km long traffic 
jam of tanks, armored vehicles, and trucks 
near Kyiv. No fuel, no ammunition, no rations.

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These thieves will pay, now with their own 
blood they will pay! Our soldiers will drown 
in their own blood.

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Do not cry; he has already received billions 
in kick-backs

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Now even India and China are publically airing 
their objections to the  war in my face. 
I have to beg China on my knees for help.

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Only Iran and North Korea are willing to 
sell me weapons and those are just as crappy 
as our own.

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It is over.

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The war is lost.

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but if you believe I'll admit that publicly, 
you are wrong. I'll pretend nothing has changed, 
and that our objectives remain the same.

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Just get me my 15% for as long as the war 
still lasts...