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Hi! I apologize for the-

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that's rain,

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going down the drain pipe outside.

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and that was a little bit disappointing because 
it's supposed to be snowing right now

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and in fact it was snowing a little while 
ago and so what I did

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got a wee bit annoyed – I went for a drive, 
I filmed the snow, and it was beautiful, 
really was gorgeous.

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And then it turned to rain

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so I had to come up with a plan to make it 
turn back to snow. And it's a new year so, 
there are new

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possibilities. You know what I mean?  There 
are new possibilities 2021, and I think that 
as a species we have to-

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we have to advance. We have to or we'll die. 
We have to figure out

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a way

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to move forward

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and it got me thinking, maybe

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the way you move forward is actually

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not quite as clear  as many of first thought, 
maybe. And so what happened was:

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it was raining

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and I was getting hungry.

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So I thought I'm gonna fry up some bacon, 
right, a bit of bacon. Bacon butty,

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a little bacon butty.

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And not sooner had I taken my first bite, 
not sooner than I had taken my first bite 
of the butty,

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it started snowing again. Just like that.

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Huh, I'd-  I mean I can't explain that

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and we've come a long way as a species, but 
that’s not explainig that. Your science and 
your maths...

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Something else is going on. Something else

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is out there like another layer of existence

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and for me it was made manifest in a bacon 
butty.

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The moment the bacon butty was finished

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it started raining again.

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You can hear the water in the drain pipe.

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So you can't – maybe there’s merit in the 
old ways, maybe there’s merit, maybe that 
was just a little sign,

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a little taste for the way that things should 
go in 2021.

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I mean, sure, we've got electric cars, sure 
we've got the mRNA vaccines and all that 
stuff- that’s good!

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Like, I don't deny any of that but who’s 
to say that some of the old beliefs, some 
of the

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superstitions, some of the

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old blood sacrifices and that.

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who’s to say they don't work? Maybe,

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maybe in order to move forwards we have to 
look

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backwards.

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Just a little bit. Go back to a time when- 
maybe we just...

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oh, I'm not- I'm not saying that the witches 
and the big cauldrons and,

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you know, putting in rabbit legs and all 
that- I'm not saying

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we should go back to that,

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um, I'm kinda just saying that maybe bringing 
in a bacon butty made me think twice, you 
know.

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That was a wee sign for the universe saying 
„Listen to me. Listen“.

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Scientist now, mathematicians or astrophysicists 
and that all play small, they play small 
to me.

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Bet it's all a mystery it's all a mystery 
that they don't know about.

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Or they don´t know how to solve.

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They don´t know how to solve all that.

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Maybe- maybe one day there will be a scientific 
breakthrough that tells us

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that, if we sacrifice a puppy

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it will yield great benefits for mankind.

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just because we haven't seen it yet

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doesn't mean it won't happen.

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That’s what I'm saying.

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That's what I'm saying, you should have an 
open mind.

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Open mind to different possibilities, do 
you know what I mean? Haven an open mind 
to-

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I don't know, maybe you

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chant something to the clouds, cutting down 
a certain tree,

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maybe- throw a small animal off a cliff.

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And maybe it brings the world a bit more 
of peace. I mean why, why would you not want 
to try that?

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Just because it hasn't been scientifically 
proven yet, you know what I mean? It's kind 
of- um

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getting that with the whole thing, so 2021 
might be the year, where

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all our advances, all our technologies finally 
allows us to

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go backwards.

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Maybe we have to go backwards in order to 
go forwards.

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It's a revelation, a big revelation. I know 
it's a hard truth to swallow,

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but it is a truth though nonetheless.

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And if I go downstairs now, and I fry up 
another bacon sandwich, bacon butty,

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well, maybe it'll change from rain back to 
snow again.

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Now, I'll have a sore tummy, and I'll get 
fat but at least I will have snow to play 
in,

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do you know what I mean, I'm willing to make 
that sacrifice.

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Eat too much bacon and.. eat a bunch of bacon 
and see if-

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and maybe we can use this as a test to see

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what´s next, and then we can start ramping 
up the experiments, you know what I mean?

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I mean, it's worth a try.

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You can't,

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you can't stay still, can't just remain stagnant.

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And if this test works, then

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we can experiment, push it a little bit farther,

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a little bit more, move up to,

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I don't know – turkey bacon or

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maybe I could go and get some sushi.

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See if it does anything to the weather,

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see if it changes something in the environment.

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Maybe it makes this bloody rain go away because 
I hate the rain, I want snow.

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I can't stand the rain and I, and I'm willing 
to try whatever it takes to get this snow 
back.

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I´m- if I accidently find

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a larger, more profound benefit for humanity, 
if I uncover something for humanity in the 
process, well,

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you can be assured that I will of course 
use that power to the benefit of all mankind, 
all humankind,

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once I've made the appropriate deals with 
the licensing agreements and royalties and 
all of this, so

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that's... but I'm willing to do that.

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Of course I am.

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At the core I am a moral decent human being.

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A decent human being who has crossed over 
just, just a wee bit to the other side, the 
other side of I don't know what.

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But maybe for 2021 and beyond

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we can finally get back on the right track.

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And sure it might

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mean a few million goats and puppies and 
cats get sacrificed, but

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if it benefits, um,

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if it benefits us as a species, helps the 
planet then-

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obviously, who- who would be... you know 
what I mean, who would object at that,

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it's – of course we should do that.

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So I think we can look forward to a really 
bright future,

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we can. The golden fields full of puppies, 
I mean, the ones that survive.

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Golden fields, beautiful vistas,

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rainbows.

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Glowing happiness everywhere.

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Science and

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the old ways marching hand in hand into the 
future

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to create an environment for all humans. 
And you know what? You know what?

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I'd be even willing to let aliens in as well. 
I would, I would.

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The aliens can come along.

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Obviously we'd have to come up with some 
sort of um

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an arrangement where I become supreme, like, 
ruler of whatever

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humans, new human-alien cooperative

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most people would still retain their freedom, 
but I mean they'd have certain semblance 
of,

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um, monitored individuality. But I think 
it'd be pretty benign for the most part. 
And I can see,

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I can see that future already. Golden, beautiful.

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No more nuclear weapons I would, I would 
get rid of them on day one.

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Or the first hundred days at least. Certainly 
within the first year- or five.

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And I would get rid of them because presumably 
our new alien counterparts would have

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far more efficient deadly weapons anyway 
and we would have to find a way to bring 
those weapons into the fold

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for the benefit of all mankind and the surviving 
goats and puppies.

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I'm just a bit of a dreamer, if anything 
else. I'm just a little bit of a dreamer, 
you know, and that's...

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I'm just rambling. But-

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still, does make you wonder.

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And maybe if I go and fry up some more bacon, 
get a wee bacon butty,

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a nice sweet bacon butty on the go...

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I don't know what's going to happen next, 
maybe there'll be thunder and lightning, 
maybe

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the skies will open up, and it'll be golden 
sunshine for all. Or

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this bloody rain will stop.

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I'm hoping the bloody rain will stop because 
I hate the rain. I'm hoping

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for, like, six feet of snow, so when I'll 
open the door tomorrow I just want to see 
a wall of snow.

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Why? I don't know, maybe I'm an anarchist.

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But let’s just have good vibes, good positive 
thinking vibes for 2021.

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Well, we'll start working on the sacrifices

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and I don't see any reason why we can't have 
those as well as

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things like the vaccines, nah? The same time, 
do it at the same time. Maybe for every five 
people

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we vaccinate with the most advanced technology 
we sacrifice like, a

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cow or something, you know what I mean? Just 
to see, and then we'll do a study peer review 
and that.

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Peer reviewed study and that, highly scientific 
and see how,

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how all bears fruit, how all works out.

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And I think if we

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follow, if we follow that logic we can come 
up with a future for humankind that we can 
all be proud of.

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We can finally get away from all this dysfunction.

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Finally get away from it all.

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And I for one, I'm looking forward to getting 
a little bit of blood on my hands.

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Just a little bit. And if it comes to past 
that I do eventually become the,

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sort of uh, overlord of everybody and I promise 
you I'll be good. Mostly good.

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And we won't have any more nonsense, that’s 
for sure.

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So anyway I hope you can all look forward 
to a wonderful 2021 and

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I'm gonna go cook up another bacon butty

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that will- we'll see what happens.

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See what happens.

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Happy new year.