1 00:00:00,500 --> 00:00:03,500 Though inflation is at a 40 year high, we expect it should go down soon. 2 00:00:03,600 --> 00:00:07,600 Minister Freeland has already spoken to Bay Street, and has met with Janet Yellen in Washington. 3 00:00:07,700 --> 00:00:11,700 She still thinks our 'affordability plan' will avoid a recession and achieve a soft landing. 4 00:00:11,800 --> 00:00:16,600 and she continues to remind everyone that S&P and Moodys reaffirmed our credit rating. 5 00:00:17,300 --> 00:00:21,500 Fine. Let's continue to spend and let inflation sort itself out. 6 00:00:24,200 --> 00:00:26,400 Mr. Trudeau 7 00:00:27,400 --> 00:00:28,800 Economists 8 00:00:31,200 --> 00:00:34,000 Economists don't believe we can achieve a soft landing. 9 00:00:34,100 --> 00:00:40,000 They have pointed out that our spending is only making inflation worse. 10 00:00:53,000 --> 00:01:00,800 Every Minister apart from Melanie Joly, Bill Blair, Ahmed Hussien and Omar Alghabra - leave now. 11 00:01:13,000 --> 00:01:14,800 WE WILL KEEP SPENDING! 12 00:01:14,900 --> 00:01:18,600 DEFICITS DON'T MATTER SO WE WILL KEEP SPENDING! 13 00:01:18,700 --> 00:01:23,500 Chrystia told everyone our plan would lower inflation and "land the plane" 14 00:01:25,000 --> 00:01:28,000 That her constant "reminders" about S&P and Moodys would be well received. 15 00:01:29,200 --> 00:01:31,500 She sounds more arrogant than Bill Morneau! 16 00:01:31,600 --> 00:01:34,800 Now they're saying we should cut taxes on gasoline. 17 00:01:34,900 --> 00:01:40,300 It won't work! We need even more pain at the pumps to support the green transition! 18 00:01:40,400 --> 00:01:42,700 Even the Bank of Canada has said taxes on gasoline are making inflation worse. 19 00:01:42,800 --> 00:01:46,200 We can't lower them. I will look like an idiot at the G7! 20 00:01:46,300 --> 00:01:48,600 Mr. Trudeau, 70% of Canadians can't afford a tank of gas. 21 00:01:48,700 --> 00:01:52,200 They should be happy that we haven't raised taxes even more! 22 00:01:52,900 --> 00:01:55,700 We know what is best for them! 23 00:01:55,800 --> 00:01:57,400 Those ingrates think they deserve access to basic services. 24 00:01:57,500 --> 00:02:00,700 They complain that our airports are the world's worst. 25 00:02:00,800 --> 00:02:04,000 It's their fault! They are the ones who are rusty travellers! 26 00:02:04,100 --> 00:02:08,100 The same people who denied me my majority think they are the ones who should be complaining? 27 00:02:08,900 --> 00:02:13,600 I clearly told Canadians that I don't think about monetary policy! 28 00:02:13,700 --> 00:02:17,200 I still don't know what monetary policy even is. 29 00:02:17,300 --> 00:02:22,400 Why do they think I can run the economy? I have no idea what I'm doing! 30 00:02:27,300 --> 00:02:30,200 I still remember when our government was popular. 31 00:02:30,300 --> 00:02:31,800 When journalists asked about my socks. 32 00:02:31,900 --> 00:02:34,300 Gave me compliments about my stunning hair. 33 00:02:34,400 --> 00:02:37,600 I was the Disney Prince that could do no wrong! 34 00:02:40,900 --> 00:02:45,800 Now journalists can't stop talking about the endless scandals of our government. 35 00:02:45,900 --> 00:02:48,300 and we even subsdise them to love us! 36 00:02:48,400 --> 00:02:53,200 What do they expect from me when I'm surrounded by idiots? 37 00:02:53,800 --> 00:02:56,400 Even I thought Melanie allowing that diplomat to go to the Russian Embassy was insane. 38 00:02:56,500 --> 00:02:59,600 Why did Bill insist on delivering my request to intefer in the shooting via email? 39 00:02:59,700 --> 00:03:02,800 and Karina Gould couldn't make a passport if her life depended on it! 40 00:03:04,300 --> 00:03:07,700 Don't worry, they let you camp outside while you wait. 41 00:03:14,000 --> 00:03:17,000 At-least Jagmeet still has my back. 42 00:03:19,000 --> 00:03:23,000 For whatever reason, he thinks I actually listen to him and will keep my promises. 43 00:03:25,000 --> 00:03:26,200 He's completely spineless. 44 00:03:31,600 --> 00:03:34,000 Only the NDP can keep us alive now. 45 00:03:40,400 --> 00:03:46,100 Now send the CBC the latest talking points on the record of the Harper Government. 46 00:03:46,200 --> 00:03:49,600 I know Rosemary will do exactly what we tell her. 47 00:03:53,800 --> 00:03:55,600 She's the only fan we have left.