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I get up, it's Saturday

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Alright Michael, get up, time to go Door 
Dash!

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Big money today. Weekends are always best 
for dashing and I need the money

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I'm driving down Madison Pike in Covington 
and my phone rings, it's my sister Abby. 
She says

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"Thanks for forgetting my birthday!"

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Her birthday!

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Her birthday!

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It's the same day every year and I still 
forgot!

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July 11th

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My mom even told me they're going out for 
her birthday and I still forgot!

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I put a reminder in my phone and it wasn't 
set til later

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23 years in a row and I couldn't even remember!

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She and Thomas went to the Gorge and I knew 
they wouldn't be at church, I totally forgot 
why

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It's been talked about for days and somehow 
I forgot

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I'm such an idiot, it's not that hard to 
remember!

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I had to apologize so many times, I feel 
awful

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But seriously, she's all grown up and I'm 
very proud of her, and she married a wonderufl 
man. Brings a tear to my eye. She has everything.

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Everything except a happy birthday from me

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Her big brother the asshole

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Can't even remember his little sister's birthday

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Ever since 1997 it's happened every year

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Got divorced in 2020, there's coronavirus 
everywhere, and now I forget her birthday