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What the FUCK is up, Kyle?! No, what did 
you say?

2
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What the FUCK dude? Step the FUCK up, Kyle!

3
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Now if she touches like this will you touch 
her like that?

4
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Now if she moves like this will you move 
her like that? Come on!

5
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I thought you were bae... *scoff*

6
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Turns out you're just fam.

7
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Bruh...

8
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*Disappointed hang 10*

9
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My favorite screamo band is probably Big 
Time Rush...

10
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ᵒʰ ᵐʸ ᵍᵒᵈ

11
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Mom, I have something to tell you.

12
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What is it, honey?

13
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Mom, I got an Ａ－ＢＯＲ－ＴＩＯＮ

14
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We all die, you either kill yourself or get 
killed.

15
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*Drums* Whatchu gon' do? *Drums* Whatchu 
gon' do?

16
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I want to see my little boy! (Here he comes!) 
I want to see my little boy!

17
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Get to Del Taco! They got a new thing called

18
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Fresha-*wheeze*-FREESHAVAHCADOO!

19
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Hey yo cut the music, cut the music.

20
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Somebody left a ice cube on the ground it 
melted and now my sock is wet

21
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Who the fuck wanna-

22
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When your dog eats the- (?)

23
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Dick Cheney made money off the Iraq War.

24
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𝔻𝕀ℂ𝕂 ℂℍ𝔼ℕ𝔼𝕐 𝕄𝔸𝔻𝔼 𝕄𝕆ℕ𝔼𝕐 𝕆𝔽𝔽 𝕋ℍ𝔼 𝕀ℝ𝔸ℚ 𝕎𝔸ℝ.

25
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I love how people are telling me I'm like 
2, 9 years old.

26
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I'm eleven so shut the fuck up.

27
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*Scoff* You can't sit with us.

28
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Actually, Megan, I can't sit anywhere!

29
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I have 🅷🅴🅼🅾🆁🆁🅷🅾🅸🅳🆂

30
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Hey everybody today my brother pushed me

31
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so I'm starting a kickstarter to put him 
down.

32
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The benefits of killing him would be I would 
get pushed way less.

33
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Let me hop out the *dun-dun* Porsche, I wanna 
hit that

34
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Shut the *dun* up

35
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Yeah! That was legitness! (Yeah it was, ha)

36
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Woah! Hurricane Katrina?

37
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More like Hurricane Tortilla!

38
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Hey, I'm lesbian

39
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I thought you were American

40
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I wanna Church girl, that go to Church.

41
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ＡＮＤ　ＲＥＡＤ　ＹＯＵＲ　ＢＩＢＬＥ

42
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[Childish Gambino - Sweatpants]

43
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[Remix of Sweatpants and Cantina Song]

44
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Did you wash... the dishes?

45
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I thought... you wanted... to do that.

46
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*hmmhmmhmm* You were wRong!

47
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[Jurassic Park theme song, but with "What 
are those" in place of the actual music]

48
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All around me are familiar faces, worn out-

49
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You drank all the fuckin milk, man!

50
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Gimme my goddamn milk back! (Unintelligible)

51
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If there are any spirits here tonight, tell 
me

52
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does this sound like Shakira? (Perfect Shakira 
impression)

53
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So no head?

54
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I mean, 4 female ghostbusters?

55
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The feminists are taking over!

56
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Ｉ＇Ｍ　ＡＮ　ＡＤＵＬＴ　ＶＩＲＧＩＮ

57
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Excuse me, can I get a cup o' coffee? Black?

58
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Can't you see we talkin'? White?

59
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𝗛𝗢𝗪 𝗗𝗢 𝗬𝗢𝗨 𝗞𝗡𝗢𝗪 𝗪𝗛𝗔𝗧'𝗦 𝗚𝗢𝗢𝗗 𝗙𝗢𝗥 𝗠𝗘?

60
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ＴＨＡＴ＇Ｓ　ＭＹ　ＯＰＩＮＩＯＮ！

61
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Go away.

62
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Go awAY!

63
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Accept yourself! Love yourself! Accept yourself!

64
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I love you, bItch. (oh my god)

65
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I ain't gon' never stop lovin' you, bITch.

66
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So basically um what I was thinking of is 
um *FALCON PUNCH*

67
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Aw, fuck! I can't believe you've done this!

68
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You better watch out, you better watch oUT, 
you bEtter wAtch ouT, you bETTEr watCH oUT

69
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*Mac and Cheese noises*

70
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That's what good pussy sounds like

71
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*Calling him a donkey in Arabic*

72
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Road work ahead?

73
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Uh, yeah, I sure HOPE it does.

74
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Disgusting. I am revolted. I dedicate my 
entire life to our lord and savior Jesus 
Christ and THIS is the thanks I get?

75
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Bruh chill I don't know why you in a Big 
Time RUsh