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Will the military please come up to the stand?

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hehe human rights violations

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So you’re the military of japan, correct?

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Yup

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You’re being tried for mass homicide, violations 
of human rights, and insurrection.

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(giggling) Yup

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Your lawyer is here, right?

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Yes, I am his lawyer and I am not here against 
my will.

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First off, you are formed partially by Toseiha 
forces,

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which (in order to gain power)

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put down several attacks in 1931, 32, 35 
and 36, all resulting in bloodshed.

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Then, there’s your incursion into Manchuria, 
with the questionable Mukden Incident

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inciting a full-on invasion of Manchuria.

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That was Fun

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Wait, so you admit that you took advantage 
of the bombing for your own purposes?

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Can you also confirm that to gain political 
power around the same time, you criminalized

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Korean citizens to distract the public from 
our failing economy to stabilize the government?

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(Gasps of terror)

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(Sickening Laughter)

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Is… Is that a yes?

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OBJECTION! The military did nothing wrong, 
they merely put down insurgents

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and sacrificed a small portion of the population 
to keep the wider peace-

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YOUR CLIENT MURDERED THOUSAND OF MANCHURIANS, 
SCAPEGOATED THE KOREANS,

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AND EXECUTED AN OPPOSING POLITICAL PARTY.

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It was for the glory of Japan.

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(Demonic laughter)

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Is this funny to you?

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I told you it was for the betterment of our 
nation-

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What can you even say for yourself?

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(possessed chuckle) I did it

31
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My client denies all allegations-

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Wait, hold on. Is the military saying they 
committed

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all of these atrocities for political power 
and no other reason?

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Darn right I did (mocking giggle)

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Shut up SHUT UP

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No women’s rights gawrsh

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It appears your client confessed

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You’ve got to be kidding me. Can we get a 
recess? I need to talk to my client.

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You get 5 minutes

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Get up you moron

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(bone-chilling laughter) I did it

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Listen, all that you did was justified and 
approved by the emperor.

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They have no case, Germany will overshadow 
all your crimes in a decade or two.

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(nightmare fuel giggle) I did it.

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We know you did it. WE ALL KNOW you did it 
but we can dodge punishment if-

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I’m corrupt (oh god help) I’m in the government

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Listen, unless we can put this whole ordeal 
behind us, the country is going to go to 
some strange places in about 80 years.

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I’ll do it again

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Do you WANT to go to the hague?

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No

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Do you WANT to be a villain?

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Nope

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No? NO? then plead innocent

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But I did it

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Everyone knows you did it, just lie about 
it.

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(What kind of merciful god would create this?)

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You need to get your act together, you created 
a country just to hide your crimes.

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Even the league of nations knows you did 
it.

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The LYTTON investigation proved it, but that 
doesn’t mean you need to be punished.

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(OH DEAR GOD HELP ME)

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Do it for the people

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hahah murder. Coup d'etats. The gods are 
on my side.

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Innocent.

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IGNORE ALL THIS GIVE THESE PEOPLE NO CREDIT