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So I was looking through Facebook, when I 
seen an advert stating that Sherlock Recruitment 
were expanding

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Expanding, more like replacing

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Expanding

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Expanding, they only have fucking 3 guys 
left working there

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They fired, their ops manager, a legend he 
was, then 2 account managers left, then a 
recruiter, and now Jamie

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They sacked the ops manager because they 
had 75 guys on site and now that have 68

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68, thats how many rides i get a month

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And most of them are not even Irish

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Mexicans, Nigerians, people from the UK

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They dont even have any proper certs

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they made the certs from crayons and paper

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but seriously

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I loved getting the speech in the office

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He would wave his hands like a crazy man

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mad bastard

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He would think we were listening

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wearing a tight jeans and tucked in shirt

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He tought he was sexy

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wearing the same clothes every day

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he had some set of man boobs

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and a head like a cardboard box

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he bought a new computer

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so he could send teams and emails from his 
phone

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Did he ever bring you all for a free lunch

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he would force us to go to Bredas on a Friday 
then make us by our own lunchs

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and then tell us how much money he has

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No wonder the lads has money, he is so tight

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Tight like his jeans

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Woud you like a job there yourself

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Stay as far as fuck away from that place 
as you can

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Bloody shithole it is