00:00.3 - 00:02.1 [One, two, me and you] 00:02.2 - 00:04.4 My family's mean, religious, and grumpy 00:04.5 - 00:06.7 Yours are all in a different country 00:06.8 - 00:10.7 We won't have to deal with them at all 00:11.0 - 00:13.4 Meet me in a couple of hours 00:13.5 - 00:15.8 Bring a ring, I'll grab some flowers 00:15.9 - 00:19.2 Let's get hitched today at City Hall 00:19.6 - 00:21.9 The guards are all suspiciously pleasant 00:22.0 - 00:24.2 Half the people in here are pregnant 00:24.3 - 00:27.9 I’ll put on my tux in the bathroom stall 00:28.0 - 00:30.5 I'm not joking, let's just do it 00:30.6 - 00:32.8 Skip the hassle, I say screw it 00:32.9 - 00:37.0 Let's get hitched today at City Hall 00:54.7 - 00:57.0 I'm on acid, you've been drinking 00:57.2 - 00:59.3 The room is melting, time is shrinking 00:59.4 - 01:00.8 And the judge is a pulsing, 01:00.9 - 01:01.3 glowing, 01:01.4 - 01:02.0 kindly, 01:02.1 - 01:02.6 sage-like, 01:02.7 - 01:03.2 warm, 01:03.3 - 01:04.0 all-knowing, 01:04.1 - 01:04.9 kaleidoscopic, 01:05.0 - 01:07.0 infinite disco ball 01:08.3 - 01:10.3 I say I do, you say you too 01:10.4 - 01:12.5 It's an easy thing to do, to 01:12.6 - 01:14.7 Put on pants and grab an Uber 01:14.8 - 01:16.9 Line up at the metal detector 01:17.0 - 01:18.6 Sign the form, do the kiss 01:18.7 - 01:20.6 Start our life of wedded bliss 01:20.7 - 01:22.6 It took six minutes, holy shit, 01:22.7 - 01:27.3 We just got fucking hitched at City Hall