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[One, two, me and you]

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My family's mean, religious, and grumpy

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Yours are all in a different country

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We won't have to deal with them at all

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Meet me in a couple of hours

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Bring a ring, I'll grab some flowers

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Let's get hitched today at City Hall

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The guards are all suspiciously pleasant

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Half the people in here are pregnant

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I’ll put on my tux in the bathroom stall

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I'm not joking, let's just do it

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Skip the hassle, I say screw it

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Let's get hitched today at City Hall

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I'm on acid, you've been drinking

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The room is melting, time is shrinking

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And the judge is a pulsing,

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glowing,

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kindly,

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sage-like,

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warm,

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all-knowing,

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kaleidoscopic,

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infinite disco ball

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I say I do, you say you too

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It's an easy thing to do, to

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Put on pants and grab an Uber

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Line up at the metal detector

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Sign the form, do the kiss

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Start our life of wedded bliss

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It took six minutes, holy shit,

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We just got fucking hitched at City Hall