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Sajid Javid has sent a letter.

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He states he's lost confidence in your leadership

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and says his integrity means he can no longer 
work beneath you

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and has decided that he must therefore resign.

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Go fetch Rishi, get him to talk some sense 
into this traitor.

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Prime Minister...

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Rishi...

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Rishi Sunak has also resigned from the cabinet.

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His letter came through moments after Sajid's.

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If anyone else wants to resign...

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...please just get it over with.

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Is this a fucking joke?!

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I got fucking Brexit done!

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All I did was throw a couple parties and 
hire a sex pest!

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I won the best election since Thatcher,

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I think I've earned a party or two!

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Do these bastards have no respect?!

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Rishi was at my bloody party,

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and I knew I should have invited Saj

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but Matt shitting Hancock told me not to.

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Prime Minister, it wasn't just the parties 
that have done this...

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How was I supposed to know Pincher would 
get caught?

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Prime Minister, I think you should resign.

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What, so you can take my job, you traitor?

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You're fired!

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I'm just gonna ignore this and get on with 
the job

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and come 2024, I'll win an even larger landslide.

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Not you or Sajid or Rishi or Cummings or 
anyone can stop me!

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I'll become rich taking money from doners, 
just watch.

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And then I'll buy myself a comb!

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It's not like I've got any competition from 
Sir Keir 'Hindsight' Starmer!

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But how can I run a country with no ministers?

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I really thought I could survive this...

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I believed the public would believe all my 
lies

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Dems the breaks.

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Dems the fucking breaks!

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I've had enough of this fucking shit!

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I quit! I resign! I hope you're all fucking 
happy!

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Don't come crying to me when Rishi is the 
PM.

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That worm can't pick his own breakfast without 
me telling him to.

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Don't worry.

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They won't be worse than Boris.