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So, we come back to school this year with 
a new plan

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We are going to make sure everything is online

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Assignments, course materials and presentations... 
pretty much everything will be done through 
online software

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OK, so we'll all get our Google Classrooms 
looking nice and organised

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Mein Furher

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Google...

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Google classroom is not allowed this year

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We're moving exclusively to Schoology

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Everyone knows... schoology's slow, ugly, 
unwieldy and shit

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You have to be fucking kidding me! Someone 
is pulling my fucking leg!

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I spent the last 6 months mastering Google 
Classroom

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It's like a kick in the balls

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A giant kick in the balls. A kick in the 
balls is what this is!

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I spent hours training to become a Google 
Educator and now you throw this in my face!

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Mein Fuhrer, the certificate you earned still 
has value

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Schoology just took a fat shit all over that 
certificate!

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Mein Fuhrer, we still use Google for many 
things

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Don't start with that shit. It's over!

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It's all over!

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I'm going to be clciking through a user interface 
that looks like it was designed on windows 
95 for the rest of the year!

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Thinking.. how many clicks does it take to 
get something done around here!

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Thinking.. what mephistophelean coder sits 
in his basment designing a god forsaken platfrom 
like this?

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Having to make a workaround for every problem 
schoology creates

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I just want a little bit... a little bit, 
just a little bit of professional respect 
to use what works for me

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I can see it now, the sync grades button 
taking the absolute and utter piss out of 
me

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And not to mention that everything you click 
opens in a shitty schoology window

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It's a terrible interface... it's ugly, it 
offends my sense of what is right

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It feeds off my suffering, my blood!

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It's OK, we can just use it to post links

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This is an unwelcome addition to my workload

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Most unwelcome and foreboding.  Maybe this 
is what will push me out of the profession.

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It doesn't even work on most browsers

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I swear if anyone asks me about this in a 
meeting or survey, I am going to go apeshit

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leave me with my pain :(