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This our original plan to cycle around Lake Constanz

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arranged in strict Baldy Biker formation

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Setting out at 6.03am with the hard discipline that I like ...

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Mein Furher ... they are ...

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They are all still in bed

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They were all on the sauce last night and we cannot find a pulse amongst them

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Everyone out apart from Uncle Frank, The Weather Girl, The Minster for Finance and Charlie the Postman

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These Wood Choppers are out of control!

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Completely out of control!

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We go to the trouble of organsing a once in a life time trip for them

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Bringing them to places they can't even spell

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To experience freedom and be at one with nature

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Mein Furher they were only having fun

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Fun is not an option!

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Mein Furher, they were only have a few beers

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A few beers! If they want a few beers let them stay in Bradys in Terenure

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Next thing you know, they will be having their own opinions, making suggestions, querying the leadership

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This is the slippery slope, let me tell you, to Wood Choppers having their own mind

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Can you imagine the chaos if they all get to have their own say? Carnage!

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I have been sent to this world to bring order, to lead the Wood Choppers to the Promised Land

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I said to Anne, they'd be lost without me

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Nudge, The Vet, Big Phil, Drill, Fill & Bill, Richie, Dustin, Rory, Kev, Red Brick, Paolo

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The Minster for Security, Pete the Pump, Marty Mc, Marty O, Rebel Marty, Big Dave, Little Seanie

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Rodney, The Prof, Anto, Cords, Mark B - none of them have a clue!

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It's ok Anne, we will find his meds

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this is what happens

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when you rely on this democracy shite

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you get Mary Lou-natics

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next thing you know, they will all be out voting for Sinn Féin

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I wonder who does Mary Lou's wheels?