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[Dan] Hello internet! It's special guest 
time.
 Say hello to...

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[Tyler] This is when I come up.

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[T] Hi!

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[D] It's...

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[Both laughs.]

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[T] I was so far down.

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[T] I didn't know what was
 happening.
 [D] 
I've never done a smooth intro on my channel.

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[D] There we go.
 [T] Thank you.

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[D] Tyler?

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[D] See what I did.

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[D] I'll just jump off the bed,
 [T] Thank 
you.

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[D] and leave, and then I can beat the video.
 
[T] God bless.

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[T] Cool! It's been fun. Thanks everyone.

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[D] Thanks for watching. Subscribe.
 [T] 
Be sure to give it a thumbs up. Audible.com.

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[D] Today's video Tyler,
 [T] What we'll 
be doing?

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[D] I was thinking, now that I have you back,

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[T] Back in your bed!

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[D] I was thinking about what we have in 
common.

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[D] I don't know what immediately come into 
your mind.

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[T] I was thinking about whisks.

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[T] Are we doing a whisk challenge?
 [D] 
No.

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[T] Are we taking a whisk?
 [D] This isn't 
the whisk challenge.

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[D] Actually it was YouTube was the....
 
[T] Oh!

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[D] The thing that we have in common, not 
whisk or anything that this guy has had in 
his mind.
 [T] Okay.

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[D] So, I thought.

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[D] Because I started off as a fan of YouTube.

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[D] Which is a thing that these guys all 
know.

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[D] And you are the professional fangirl.

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[D] See where I'm going?
 [T] I hate my branding.

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[D] You rebranded yourself, I'm sorry.

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[D] I thought we could test which one of 
us is the bigger "YouTube fan"

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[D] by playing a game of "Never Have I Ever",

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[T] By rubbing our hands.
 [D] It's sneaky.

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[D] YouTube Stalker Edition. Okay.

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[D] We are gonna go deep with some things 
that we probably don't want to admit.

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[T] I started as a fan of YouTube, too.

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[D] Really?
 [T] Yeah.

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[D] But just like a million years ago 'cause...

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[D] Sorry.
 [T] Woah.

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[D] You're still fresh Tyler don't worry.
 
[T] I'm 18.

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[T] I don't know what you're talking about.

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[T] Five fingers.
 [D] Five fingers.

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[D] We're gonna say "never have I ever". 
If you've done the thing, you put down a 
finger.

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[D] First person to lose all their finger 
lives, dies in the game.

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[T] Okay.

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[D] I feel like we need some kind of forfeit 
to make this like real. Okay.

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[T] What even a forfeit?

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[T] Like something you lose?
 [D] There needs 
something to play for.

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[T] You know what? I have a shocking machine 
in my book bag.

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[D] Really?
 [T] Should we shock ourselves?

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[D] Yes!
 [T] Is that what you want?

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[D] These guys love it.
 [T] I upped the 
stakes.

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[T] You want me to get that, for sure?
 [D] 
I think it would really be a good forfeit.

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[T] It really is the worst.

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[D] Grab it.
 [T] Ooh!

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[D] And other bad decisions by Dan.
 [T] 
Oh no.

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[D]What did you do?

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[D] Tyler spilled a Red Bull on my carpet.
 
[T] I spilled my drink.

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[D] What did you buy?

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[T] Listen. It's like um.

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[D] Is this supposed to, like, cure people 
that are having heart attacks or something?

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[D] Oh my God!
 [T] I think it's supposed 
to massage..

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[D]This is medical.
 [T] Listen!

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[D] This is supposed to massage, what? Why 
did you buy this?

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[D] Where'd you bought it?
 [T] We'll get 
to this once somebody loses.

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[D] Okay. God.

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[D] So Phil, handy guy, has provided us with 
some things to say whether we never have 
ever or not.

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[D] So, this is a complete surprise to both 
of us.
 [T] Okie dokie.

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[D] Hands up.
 [T] How big are your hands?

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[T] Oh. Oh my gosh.

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[D] That's weird. That's weird now.
 [T] 
I have tiny, little, baby hands.

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[D] It's like microphilia.

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[D] Don't Google that.
 [T] Okay.

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[D] The first one Tyler. Hands up.

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[D] is,

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[T] I must have.

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[D] You know like...

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[D] I don't remember doing it, but I know.
[T] 
I'm like, knowing me.

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[T] Knowing me, I probably at least snapchat 
at somebody.

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[T] Put a finger down.

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[D] I haven't.
[T] Wait. I don't believe 
you.

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[D] No. I'm against that.

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[D] It's creepy.

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[D] Sometimes I have morals.

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[D] Are you kidding Phil?

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[T] I 100% have.
[D] Ooh. Here we go. Here 
we go.

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[T] Relatively, recently too.

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[T] Not you.

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[D] I'm insulted. It wasn't me?

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[T] It was a British YouTuber.

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[D] And it wasn't me?

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[T] It was either Marcus or Elfie. And I 
think it was Elfie.

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[D] Have you said, like, an apology card 
to Zoe? 
[T] No!

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[T] She's like probably fine.

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[D] How sexy is sexy?

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[T] It wasn't like seeeeeeexy.

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[D] 'Cause I had a dream that some YouTubers 
are at a pool party.

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[D] I think Caspar got out of the pool at 
that party.

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[D] So, does that count?
[T] Put that finger 
down.

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[T] You were enjoying that.
[D] Okay, okay. 
There we go.

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[T] Yeah. Of course I have. Are you kidding 
me?

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[T] All of my friends.

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[D] Is that a weird thing to do?

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[T] No. Not at all.

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[D] I have definitely done that.

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[D] I'd add a YouTuber and then I'd go

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[D] immediately backwards from their latest 
photo.
[T] I'd start at the first.

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[T] Have you ever looked through Marcus' 
pictures?

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[D] My self-esteem coud not handle that.

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[T] No. The beginning of time Marcus, is 
good for everybody.

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[T] I'll send you a picture.

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[T] And you can post it right here.

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[T] You're welcome Marcus.

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[D] But it's good to know that we are both 
stalkers of our friends.

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[D] Oh. Little three buddies.

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[D] That's really weird.