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Boris, you may be the guy that "got Brexit 
done"

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And we're really grateful for all the piss-ups 
during lockdown

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But people don't believe a word that comes 
out of our mouths

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It's time you resigned for the good of this 
country

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And you're asking me to resign because I 
lied about Pincher?

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Prime Minster...

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yes...

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Zahawi: Yeah, cheers for the promotion to 
Chancellor yesterday

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Zahawi: But it's time for you to go

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Non-Etonians, leave the room. Proper Tories 
only.

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Lying is what I do!

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What am I supposed to do?

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Tell the truth about this party?

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You're all sex pests!

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If I start telling the truth now

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There won't be one of us left in the Commons

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And who's surprised that a dude called Pincher

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Squeezed a bloke's arse?

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I'm not falling on my sword for a tank-topped 
bum boy or for quaffing some Cristal during 
lockdown

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But you broke the law that you wrote yourself. 
All the fines and lies.

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Call that Partygate? I was in the Bullingdon 
Club

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You're Prime Minister though

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At least I didn't shag a pig like Cameron

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We make the rules

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But we don't follow the rules

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That's for the peasants

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Rees-Mogg gets it. Dumping Paterson because 
he takes a back-hander was bullshit.

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If we can't get rich in power, what's the 
point?

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I'll never resign because

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I'm just as bad as the rest of you

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Think Dishy Rishi's any better?

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He's so filthy rich

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he's never had a cost of living crisis for 
a single second of his life!

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Can't believe all those weapons I sent to 
Ukraine

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didn't provoke Putin

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Nutter could've given me a war

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To distract from the scandals and lies.

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Country's fucked

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After 12 years, inflation's through the roof

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Taxes are sky-high. Most people haven't had 
a decent pay rise in years.

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Got to break my own laws again to make the 
Northern Ireland protocol work.

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Scots want independence again.

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Not seen a penny from the Brexit bonus

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But I'm still the best the Tories have

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So I'm never resigning

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At least

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He sacked Gove

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1922 committee can change the rules if they 
like

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Bunch of hypocrites

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But I'm staying

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Sue Gray

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Why couldn't that be the end of it?

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Damned Tories just can't help ourselves

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I'm the leader you deserve

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I'm more charismatic than the lot of you. 
Even if I did say...

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