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Boris, you may be the guy that "got Brexit done"
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00:14.8
And we're really grateful for all the piss-ups during lockdown
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00:17.0
But people don't believe a word that comes out of our mouths
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00:19.0
It's time you resigned for the good of this country
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00:27.5
And you're asking me to resign because I lied about Pincher?
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00:32.9
Prime Minster...
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00:40.8
Zahawi: Yeah, cheers for the promotion to Chancellor yesterday
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00:42.7
Zahawi: But it's time for you to go
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01:05.7
Non-Etonians, leave the room. Proper Tories only.
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01:21.1
Lying is what I do!
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01:25.8
What am I supposed to do?
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01:30.4
Tell the truth about this party?
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01:35.4
You're all sex pests!
01:35.5
01:39.7
If I start telling the truth now
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01:43.6
There won't be one of us left in the Commons
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01:46.0
And who's surprised that a dude called Pincher
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01:50.9
Squeezed a bloke's arse?
01:51.0
01:55.8
I'm not falling on my sword for a tank-topped bum boy or for quaffing some Cristal during lockdown
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02:00.7
But you broke the law that you wrote yourself. All the fines and lies.
02:00.8
02:05.6
Call that Partygate? I was in the Bullingdon Club
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02:10.5
You're Prime Minister though
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02:15.4
At least I didn't shag a pig like Cameron
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02:20.3
We make the rules
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02:25.2
But we don't follow the rules
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02:30.1
That's for the peasants
02:30.2
02:35.0
Rees-Mogg gets it. Dumping Paterson because he takes a back-hander was bullshit.
02:35.1
02:39.9
If we can't get rich in power, what's the point?
02:40.0
02:40.4
I'll never resign because
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02:41.4
I'm just as bad as the rest of you
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02:43.3
Think Dishy Rishi's any better?
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02:45.0
He's so filthy rich
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02:47.1
he's never had a cost of living crisis for a single second of his life!
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02:49.0
Can't believe all those weapons I sent to Ukraine
02:49.1
02:51.8
didn't provoke Putin
02:51.9
02:54.8
Nutter could've given me a war
02:54.9
02:58.3
To distract from the scandals and lies.
02:58.4
03:01.8
Country's fucked
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03:02.2
After 12 years, inflation's through the roof
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03:02.7
Taxes are sky-high. Most people haven't had a decent pay rise in years.
03:02.8
03:03.1
Got to break my own laws again to make the Northern Ireland protocol work.
03:03.2
03:03.8
Scots want independence again.
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03:04.9
Not seen a penny from the Brexit bonus
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03:06.6
But I'm still the best the Tories have
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03:08.3
So I'm never resigning
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03:13.9
He sacked Gove
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03:24.1
1922 committee can change the rules if they like
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03:26.3
Bunch of hypocrites
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03:27.4
But I'm staying
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03:30.8
Why couldn't that be the end of it?
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03:32.5
Damned Tories just can't help ourselves
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03:33.4
I'm the leader you deserve
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03:59.3
I'm more charismatic than the lot of you. Even if I did say...
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