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Beacuse you're a huge ELO fan we got you 
a backstage pass to meet the band after the 
show

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They are playing right here in Berlin. The 
concert starts at 9pm

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We'll leave at 4pm to avoid heavy traffic 
and be in good time for the show. We'll get 
front row seats and gets drinks in beforehand.

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I'll make sure every one of the Magnificent 
Seven signs my Out of the Blue LP

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Mein Fuhrer... the Magnificent Seven...

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...no longer perform together

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They haven't played together for 44 years.

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Anyone who never saw ELO live in the Seventies 
please leave the room

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Why didn't one of you bastards tell me!!

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Who knew this and witheld this information 
from me??

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If you had told me 44 f**king years ago I 
wouldn't be this pissed off!!!

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Why didn't you tell me this in fu*king 1978??

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But no you had to tell me now over 4 decades 
later

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It's just like all the other legendary rock 
lineups

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You buy the posters and the badges. Then 
they  f**king break up!!

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Sir, there are strings in the new band and 
they are sounding better than ever.

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I demand genuine Seventies out of tune strings 
complete with irrational and meandering solos

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Mein Fuhrer, the live shows are now as good 
as the records

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I don't give a f**k about new technology. 
Nothing can replace the old sound.

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Have you not heard Concerto for a Rainy Day? 
That is a work of pure genius.

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When I saw the Wild West Hero video the Magnificnet 
Seven were all wearing cowboy outfits. It 
was a f*cking work of art!

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Tightrope and Shangri-La are absolute perfection

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The cellos make 10538 Overture an absolute 
masterpeice

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The Magnificent Seven were gods. Nothing 
can beat the good old days

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Rock music as we know it would be nothing 
without the ELO classic sound.

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These are not my opinions - they are the 
facts

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Queen are sh*t compared to them.

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Bohemian Raphsody is a nursery rhyme compared 
to Mr Blue Sky

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Even The Battle of Marston Moor is superior.

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The Eighties were a disgrace.

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The record company removed Hello My Old Friend 
from Secret Messages. Who's f**king idea 
was that?

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Now, now. We did get Stranger on the album.

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Why was Julie Don't Live Here left off Time?

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That should have been yet another double 
album

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But the ultimate humiliation came when...

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...the band supported that Scottish clown 
with a voice like a rusty chainsaw.

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The record company has so much to answer 
for.