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We've been coffee drinkers for most of our 
lives.  You could say we're coffee addicts

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Coffee is our life now. We've even got a 
little coffee shop where we serve cappuchinos 
and macchiatos

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And frappuccinos. We absolutely love frappuccinos

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Especially frappuccinos

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Bunch of jerks

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Wait a second

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You don't like frappuccino?

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WTF?  For a start they're overpriced

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There's barely any caffeine in them

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But don't they taste good?

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Frappuccino is just a glorified milkshake

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Even the Starbucks baristas hate making them

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They're full of sugar

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They're just gonna make you fat

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A real coffee lover wouldn't touch one

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And I'm sick of seeing frappucinos all over 
Instagram

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But what about #blackcoffeeonly?

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The hashtag #blackcoffeeonly?

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WTF?  There's a "black coffee only" hashtag?

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Yeah, there's a hashtag where you won't ever 
see frappuccinos